Fun for seconds on end.
[These are not rulers. Kings and queens are rulers. These Geek Scales were found via RGS.]
Category: Cool
The Dawn of Efficiency
And boy was Dawn efficient. According to her husband, she was a regular filament-winding prodigy.
[Image with caption from the master of Captionland, Fengtastic.]
How to get linked to Chelsea Clinton’s website
First you start a website called “Tacky Raccoons.” Then, while under duress to make a late post, you find an amusing story about a guy in China who wants to make a robot-likeness of Hillary Clinton. Then while trying to be clever and funny you accidentally misreport the story, claiming that the Chinese guy has made a Chelseabot.
The following day, you notice that a new website has thrown you some traffic, so you click on the link, only to find this:
So you scroll to the bottom and discover that you’re now world famous, and that you knocked Wonkette off the preferred status list on Chelsea’s Blog.
Now I’ve got nothing against Chelsea Clinton. As far as I can tell she’s completely innocent of wrongdoing, except for having an automated blog that she doesn’t run.
By the way, there’s no photoshoppery here. I stitched 3 unedited screenshots for the first image (amateurish, I admit… you can spot the stitches) and cropped and enlarged the 3rd for legibility. Honest.
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Exclusive Photos of the Inauguration
Just One Look…
Doris Troy wasn’t singing about this. Or maybe she was.
Saturday Matinee: Hollies, Checkmates, Guitar Strings, Waits & Satchmo
The.Gif Friday Post No. 64: Lenticulations
Want to make your own 3D images and .gif’s? Directions and cool links here. Another thingy here. A nice, tasteful and odd collection of .gif animations here.
[Found via The Presurfer.]
Some things you just shouldn’t question.
Trailer for Sale or Rent
Specious country living at its best. Surrounded by woodlands and meadows, this economical residence provides all the rustic utilities you look for in a pristine rural setting. Campfires every night! Far from the bustling city, the lot provides ample opportunities for pursuing both game and fish, and has sanitary facilities adjacent to the creek a mere 150 yards away. You’ll never have to mow the grass again.
Miss Prattle
Miss Prattle, consulting Doctor Double Fee about her Pantheon Head Dress, has a very unusually shaped bottom that always points very very slightly to the southeast of her chamber pot in her chamber. What does it mean?
I don’t know, Babs, but I do know this.
Bunk’s outta work, and may slow down his posting for a while. Lo Siento. Of course, maybe I’ll work for free, cleaning up the mess in the back yard and stuff. Or maybe I’ll work for free messing around here while I drum up some busyness.
I decided that if I’m gonna be unemployed, I might as well make it worth my while and delve into savings. If I delve frugally enough, I’ll have enough to pay for my own office while I scrounge for additional projects. All I need is to hold my breath while the C and D students eat it.
Unfortunately for us, the C and D students run the world, but all I have to do is beat the dregs. Meanwhile, lemme know if y’all want your windows washed.
[Image from NM/GH.]
Tacky Raccoons 