Happy Labor Day
Category: Holidays
Independence Day 1906
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
Read it in its entirety, and then read it to your children.
Manikins, Watermelons & Fireworks: A Deadly Mix
Proof that manikins have no business setting off fireworks. Jump to 01:00 for the splodeys.
Don’t shoot bottle rockets at each other’s eyes or hold exploding M-80s, kids, and definitely don’t lean over a firework that’s going to shoot into the air and explode [via].
They could at least have made it more realistic and scattered some empty beer cans around. Here’s one with an appropriate soundtrack from 2010:
The manikins recovered from their injuries (several times) but they never learn from their mistakes. This one’s from 2009:
[Above videos courtesy of the U.S. Consumer Products Safety Commission.]
Meanwhile, this guy’s got some manikin blood in him.
Yeah, the explosion turned the lights on and changed his shirt, but so what. It’s still a classic.
Be sane tomorrow, and if you can’t manage that, at least be safe.
REMEMBER.
Oh, and BTW – Happy Mothers’ Day!
What she did for you
far outweighs what you did for her.
¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo!
[Leer sobre la historia del día, clic aquí.]
Like A Boss – LIVE!
LOOOOOL!
That’s not a photoshop. This German company sells wearable plush meme pillows, perfect for any occasion, like these:
[Found entirely by accident.]
Easter
Happy Maewyn Succat Day!
aka Saint Patrick.
[Image found here. For more St. Patrick’s Day stuff, click here and follow the links.]
Another Great Gift Idea: Invisibility Socks
[Found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 