Bunk’s Grumpkin

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20 minutes start to finish, no template. I was going for a Samoan Luche Libre kinda vibe. In the sun it looks like The Donald, but that wasn’t the intent.

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We had a total of three trick-or-treaters. One was a little yappy dog. The other two were adult women begging for candy, and one of them thought jogging pants and a sweatshirt and carrying a little yappy dog counts as a costume. The other one was wearing crow feathers. Her outfit was awesome, and she’s completely nuts.

Then The Missus got HER knives out.

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These were good, orange bell peppers stuffed with rice, corn and black bean farts. I love Halloween.

¡Para El Día de los Muertos!

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[Imagen original encontrada aquí.]

Last Minute Costume Ideas: Hep Cat & Gypsy

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[Found here. Hep Cat here. More Halloweeniness here.]

The .GIF Friday Post No. 458 – Marvel Costumes, Oktoberfest & The Addams Family

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[Oktoberfest costumes found here, via here; the Superheroes & The Addams Family in here.]

Halloween Demon Duckies

THIS is how you get 8 year old boys to take a bath.

[Images found here; related posts here and here. Oh, and also here.]

Happy Halloween Meth Edition

Happy Halloween Meth

Don’t tell her it’s not a pumpkin. Everything is orange at this stage.

[Found here.]

Make Halloween Great Again

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Now THAT’s a TRUMPKIN.

“Don’t open the door, Honey. It’s that damn Narwhal kid again.”

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[Found here.]

Happy Columbo Day!

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The feat was both amazing and dangerous, especially given the limited technology of the time. The world was much larger than anyone had previously imagined, and relatively little had been recorded by seagoing cartographers. Much of what they compiled was inaccurate, but they were not completely in the dark.

They had the Martellus Map of 1489 [pictured above].

Cristoforo Colombo changed all that, and for that he should be remembered. He had big cojones, as did every sailor who joined him on his voyages into the unknown. I doubt that his financial supporters (including Queen Isabella of Spain) expected him to ever return from the first exploration, but he did, and he made several round-trip voyages after that, relying on seasonal trade winds.

Here’s to one of the greatest explorers in history.

Happy Labor Day

Crack open some beer and hoist one to everyone who works for a living.