Category: Horse Stuff

Iron Horse

[Found here.]

Bigass Shiny WTF

Caption (from source) :៧. សួតសេះដែលសប់ខ្យល់ពេញ
Google Translate detected Khmer: 7. suot seh del sabkhyal penh

In English: “7. The pneumonia is full of rain.”

Based on the translation, I’m guessing that those are a pair of whale lungs that are full of water… but I’m wrong. According to the Daily Mail, they’re a pair of fully inflated horse lungs.

Next question: Are they wet and shiny, or are they dry and marked with chalk?

[Found here.]

Snark Rules.

Okay, that was clever but seconds later I got a pop up from MalwareBytes that looked kinda like this:

If intended, that is some awesome trolling.

[Top image found here, and you’re on your own with that linky. Heat shields up.]

Size Your Pet Door Properly.

[Found here.]

The .GIF Friday Post No. 554 – Butting In Line, What an Ass & View From The Rear

[Found here, here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 539 – Elephant Aholes, Collecting Box Tops, & Horsetrap,

[Found here, here and here.]

Okay, I got nuthin’.

[Found here.]

Nothing Much Happened Yesterday.

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[Found here.]

I don’t want to be here. Ever.

Horse WTF

[Found in here.]

Horrorse.

“Master Dali, The Principal will see you now.”

[Image found in here.]

There’s nothing wrong with that student’s sketch, because it has little to do with artwork. Duplicating individual squares of a grid is a geometric exercise in hand-eye coordination and nothing more.

On the other hand, the sketch is awesome. Ignore the grid and mock the assignment. Realism is what cameras are for.

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The key to drawing is to sketch what you see, not what you think you see. Forget what it is you’re trying to draw, squint your eyes and sketch out the dark spots, then add the medium spots. The white spots will figure it out on their own.

Look at a tree. It’s not a flat lollipop, and when you draw it, make sure there are holes in it for the birds to fly through.

Grampa Strutts gave me that advice a long time ago. Then he showed me this book. Download a copy before it’s gone and study it. It’s Beyond the Valley of Awesome.

[Related post here.]