Category: Humor

Nothing Much Happened Today.

“I saw a spider.”

[Found here.]

Nudiustertian Hot Links

Chúc mừng năm mới – Năm của chuột!

Tết 2020 – The Year of the Rat.

Lunges.

The Escape.

Ooga Chacka.

One Hell Of A Bender.

Running With Parrots [via].

21 Quotes By Margaret Sanger.

Russian Elephants In The Snow [via].

Miss World & Miss Universe Statistics.

Another Great Actor Who Wasted His Life On Drugs And Alcohol.

“If you buy a bucket of chicken, check it before you leave, or all you’ll get are backs and feet.” –Grampa Strutts

“The instant you pull out of your driveway you become traffic and everyone hates you.” –Bunk Strutts

“If Mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. If Papa ain’t happy, nobody gives a shit.” –Anonymous

From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.

[Top image: Painted gourd found in my garage. Artwork by Bunkessa years ago.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 619 – Sleight Of Hand, One Capful At A Time & In The Park

[Found here and here and here. 2nd one courtesy of Carl L.]

There’s a new sheriff in town, and she’s not happy.


[Found here.]

Aceptamos Todos.

Yeah, we accept all cookies, so quit asking, cabrones.

[Found here.]

Highlights For Hot Links


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Jurassic Park sweded [via].

99 years ago this happened.

THIS made me smile [sound up].

The best Christmas present of his life.

The Guide To Baby Sleep Positions [via].

Earliest Known Customer Complaint “Letter” (ca. 1750 BC ).

A Slime Mold Solves A Maze [vid].

Analysis Of How A Slime Mold Solves A Maze [.pdf].

The Analysis Of How A Slime Mold Solves A Maze uses the differential form of Grönwall’s lemma (proven in 1919 by a guy named Grönwall).

From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.

[Top image found here.]

Mere months after Donald Trump was inaugurated, the author of that blog managed to politicize Highlights For Children. “I am a collage artist whose work has focused on examining social fictions whether politically, gender-based, or race by deconstructing the vast cultural clutter of mid-century America.” LOL.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 618 – The Dam Dog, Layering & Walk On The Water

[Found here, here and here.]

The 1968 Dustbuster Manta

“Built from Bizzarrini parts, the Manta was one of Giorgetto Giugiaro’s first independent designs as an independent consultant. He used it to promote and launch Ital Design in Turin. The Manta is remarkable as it was built up from an ex-Le Mans racer and it is one of the first cars the world to use a triple seat arrangement.

Inside the cockpit is an odd layout that seats the driver in the middle of the interior with a passenger on either side. The idea was copied from a Ferrari 365 prototype built in 1965 and it was later, more popularly revived with the mighty McLaren F1. With three people seated side-by-side it must be a particularly tight squeeze as much of the available passenger foot space is occupied by intrusive wheel wells.”

[Images found here. More about the 1968 Bizzarrini Manta here.]

When to ignore your GPS navigation app.

[Found here.]

Uropygidian Hot Links

Dixie.

Our tax dollars at work.

The best Chuck Berry album ever.

Terrence K. Williams is a hoot. Here’s a taste.

“Damascus steel from Balls from the bearing.”

Douche in a Camaro [via]. “Notice how everything was just fine until Mr Jacobs called… “

San Diego has a voting registration rate of 117%. This is AFTER purging a half-million inactive voters (i.e., non-residents and the dead).

Happy Birthday to Jeff Bezos, Marco Boogers, George Duke, The Amazing Kreskin, Sheila Jackson Lee, Rush Limbaugh, Mississippi Fred McDowell, Howard Stern, Rob Zombie, and someone else whose name I won’t mention but his initials are Bunk Strutts.

From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.

[Top image: That’s a vinegaroon. Need one for a special occasion? Click here.]