And boy was Dawn efficient. According to her husband, she was a regular filament-winding prodigy.
[Image with caption from the master of Captionland, Fengtastic.]
Category: Humor
How to get linked to Chelsea Clinton’s website
First you start a website called “Tacky Raccoons.” Then, while under duress to make a late post, you find an amusing story about a guy in China who wants to make a robot-likeness of Hillary Clinton. Then while trying to be clever and funny you accidentally misreport the story, claiming that the Chinese guy has made a Chelseabot.
The following day, you notice that a new website has thrown you some traffic, so you click on the link, only to find this:
So you scroll to the bottom and discover that you’re now world famous, and that you knocked Wonkette off the preferred status list on Chelsea’s Blog.
Now I’ve got nothing against Chelsea Clinton. As far as I can tell she’s completely innocent of wrongdoing, except for having an automated blog that she doesn’t run.
By the way, there’s no photoshoppery here. I stitched 3 unedited screenshots for the first image (amateurish, I admit… you can spot the stitches) and cropped and enlarged the 3rd for legibility. Honest.
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Poog?
Sometimes when we look for something new to post, we crank up the google mo-sheen and type in gibberish just to see what pops. So we typed in “poog” because it sounds funny. No explanation for it other than it appears on this mysterious site.
China Reverse-Engineers Chelsea Clinton
Beijing, China (Strutts New Services) – On Thursday, the People’s Republic of China revealed that they have perfected an audio-animatronic version of Ex-President Clinton’s daughter Chelsea.
On conditions of anonymity, Chelsea Clinton responded, “Eeew. That’s not me. That’s like my Mom, you dork. Like ‘DUH.'”
The robot giggles incoherently, serves tea, and pets the servants when directed, exactly like her mama does, but without the head butts.
The animatron correctly responds to up to ten questions with pre-programmed responses. These responses include, “I don’t remember,” “I don’t recall,” “Are you serious?” and “GTF out of this office.”
[ERRATA: Strutts News Services neglected to verify the accuracy of information provided by unrelated sources while composing this post. The Robot in the photo is neither Chelsea Clinton, nor Hillary Clinton, but a random slutbot. The creator, Mr. Wang Wenrong only intends to build a Hillarybot. The editors of Strutts News Services regret the error.]
Exclusive Photos of the Inauguration
Just One Look…
Doris Troy wasn’t singing about this. Or maybe she was.
Saturday Matinee: Hollies, Checkmates, Guitar Strings, Waits & Satchmo
Some things you just shouldn’t question.
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This Little Piggy
This little piggy went to market;
This little piggy stayed home;
This little piggy had roast beef;
This little piggy had none;
And THIS little piggy went, “OMG! WTF! Hey Guys! Check this out!”
[Image from Woosk.]
