Category: Humor

Babe Magnet: WWJD

That’s right.  What Would Jesus Drive?

According to one source, on 25 September 1990, Kelly Murray drove his ball 684.8 yards on the 30-foot wide airstrip at Fairmont Hot Springs, British Columbia, setting a new world record.

Of course, Jesus could drive as far as He wanted, but would hold back a bit so as not to completely eradicate the game.  He plays fair, and it’s not in His temperament to call His Father on the celestial cellphone and say, “Hey Pop! I got a 7:45AM tee-off time.  You mind warping space and time for a microsecond?”

On the other hand, He might just skitter one longways across a water hazard, up the bank, around a sand trap and into the hole instead, only to show that it can be done (and to inspire others to keep perfecting their game instead of yelling “F**K!” after each shot).

So what would He drive?  I’m guessing 150-175 yards with no wind… but He’d clean up with His putts.

[Image from here.]

BOOGAH BOOGAH BOOGAH!

Just sayin’.

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I Spy Wormholes

[Original image and title from here.]

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MataDoreen

¡Tortuga! ¡Consiga aquí! ¡No tan rápidamente!
(Un poco más lento, por favor…)

[Image from here.]

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I Was A Teenage Hot Links

She wants you to right-click on her.  Now.

Chuck Norris vs. Nancy Pelosi.

The Intro to “The Prisoner.”  Great ’60s spy/spook/paranoia TV show about freedom. No. 6 never gives up his ethics, even when given the opportunities.  There are way too many politicians these days, and too few are No. 6’s.  [Yeah I know, it’s a link repost.  It’s still great, though.]

Sunday is FUNDAY! from FinPeng.

Make your own KFC Cardboard Colonel.

Smelly Board Game via RGS.

I don’t play flash games, but some of these look pretty good.

Mighta posted this link before, but here it is again, just in case.

Fly around until you realize that there’s only one lake.

Fly a balloon – This one’s been around a while, but it’s still clever.  Click the link and ride.

Lotsa “Crappy Album Covers” here.  Don’t miss “Fun With Joyce.” (Related posts here and here.)

Vinyl Abuse has some interesting figurines for some not so interesting prices.  Worth a look, though.

Here’s an archive of links about B.O.

Dionne Warwick’s Cosmic Peephole.  Really.

Webpost titled “Moms with IBS.” I don’t know why it was linked to this post, but Barrack works in mysterious ways.

How to get to anyplace in the world in 42 minutes.

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“Chicks Dig Me…

…when I cry in the bathtub.”

[Image from Hot Lard.]

Saturday Matinee: When Day Breaks

Cool animation.

Talking Heads:  Wild Wild Life

The Ramones:  Sheena Is a Punk Rocker

Tom Waits:  Downtown Train

And now for our Feature Presentation:
ATTACK OF THE KILLER PARASITES!

[Tip o’ the tarboosh to the entirely bitchin’ Miss Cellanea.]

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TGIF: The .gif Friday Post – Ya gotta see this one

While you’re all waiting for that .gif file to load, at precisely eight minutes and eight seconds past eight o’clock this morning, today’s digital date and time wiil be was 08/08/08 08:08:08.

And since she’s back in the news again for actually memorizing 30 seconds worth of lines, here’s The Many FACE of Paris Hilton:

[Tip o’ the tarboosh to Phreak 2.0 for the Tour de Paris.]

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Rear Exit No.2

“Daddy!  Daddy!  Were you watching?  I’m an elephant poop!  Watch me! I’m gonna be a BIG elephant poop!  Watch me!”

Climbing up into its butt and being elephant vomit just can’t be nearly as much fun.

[Image from here.  Related post here (and for his birfday,  Phil gets a free pass through the pachyderm, in the direction of his choice).]

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Ethanol. What a Concept.

If Al Gore and the Global Warming Buffoons Alarmists Useful Idiots have their way, this may be all the corn you get tomorrow for the price of an ear today.

Here’s an excellent discussion on the environMENTAL movement, from a show appropriately titled “B.S.” hosted by Penn & Teller.  The video is broken up in segments on the UToobage, but LGF has THIS LINK to the show so you can view it in one clip.

CAUTION: PG-10 SCHOOLYARD LANGUAGE. The video is entertaining, no matter which side of the issue you might be on, but it’s a must see.

[Image here, via GrowABrain.  Kinda sorta related posts here, here, here, and here.]

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