What Quotas?

Revenuer's Quota Met

Next question: What’s with the brown snow?

[Found here.]

You Go First.

Lets Start A Cult

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 314 – Tetherball, Color Queen & Inflatable Raft FAIL

tetherball
speed-queen-spectrum 2
Self Inflating Life Raft

[Found here and here. 2nd one is related to this one.]

Cthulu Lighthouse

Cthulu Lighthouse

Somewhere on Lake Michigan, there be rime.

[Found here.]

Amish Ice Cutters Rescue Stranded Ice Breakers Rescuing Global Warming Proponents Stranded in Antarctica

harvesting ice

[Strutts News Services – Cleveland] Getting from Pennsylvania to Antarctica takes a while, but steady diligence always works.

Mennonites from around the globe are moving to free rescue vessels trapped in pack ice that threatens to crush the hulls of ships sent to evacuate a bunch of vapid idiots whose intentions were to view and compile data on melting ice during the Antarctica summer. The vapid idiots were successfully evacuated by ice breaking helicopters, and they’re now home safe and sound.

Those who volunteered for the rescue missions, as of this posting, are not, and nobody cares about those brave bastards.

EXCEPT FOR THE AMISH.

[Image found here.]

But then there’s that yellow stuff in the bowl.

Norwegian Yellow Stuff

And the glass on the left is on its side and not spilling a drop.
Creepo city.

[Found in here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.313 – Dance Hard

Dance Hard 21

Dance Hard 20

Dance Hard 23

[Top two found here, bottom here.]

The Mothership

The Mothership - Seattle WA

And it’s not photoshopped.

[Found in here.]

Nothing much happened today.

Biker Fish

[Found here.]

Hot Links of the 11th Dimension

FLATLAND Edwin Abbott

In Dreams is an experimental film about childhood nightmares by Samuel Blain.

“I never forget a face.” Yeah, you’ve heard someone say it, but how would they know? I got a score of 91% and 82% on this test.

The Legend of Chuck Norris lives on. I’m amazed that I didn’t make it into the Top 50, or maybe I did…

Crashing Cell Phone Conversations At The Airport.

This Guy Travelled The Country In A Pink Tutu Just To Make His Wife Laugh During Chemo.

Very cool fractal art.

Yeah, it snowed in Cairo. BFD. Weather happens, and it’s not caused by humans. We don’t have that much power, never will, no matter what Mr. Catastrophe told you.

How long can YOU watch a kitten with nasal problems in front of a fire place? [via]

WorpDress just informed me that this our 2,609th blog post. Wish they’d warned me a few years ago. I’d have cleaned up the yard, re-caulked the tub and got rid of the meerkats (cutesy little standy-uppy weasel-lookin’ bastards).

Top image from Edwin A. Abbot’s 1884 classic novella “Flatland.”