Hold Still. We’re Going Velour.

Velour

It’s almost a Norman Rockwell moment.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.302 – Lotta Dancer, Dog Blower & Pound Dropper

Dance Hard 15

Dog Blower

88 lbs in 1 year

[Found here and here. I lost the link to the first one after looping and cropping, so if anyone knows the source, lemme know and I’ll update. – Bunk.]

The .GIF Friday Post No.301 – Lizard Wave, Pug Pee & Makeover

Lizard Wave
like_a_boss20
Makeover

[2nd & 3rd found here and here. Misplaced the source for the 1st.]

Nothing Much Happened Today.

Tired Horse

[Found here.]

Update:

The horse, named Rowdy, fell into a sticky situation Monday when he found himself stuck in a large tire on a farm in Belington. The tire apparently holds water for the livestock, and when some local residents found Rowdy stuck, they were afraid he was going to drown. […] One of Rowdy’s owners who was on the scene, believes that Rowdy got trapped after an altercation with some of the other horses.

[More about the incident found here, via here. Tip ‘o the Tarboosh to John M. for ferreting out the story.]

Fence Panting

Doghead

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.299 – Fall Season, Dog WIN & Speed Queen Color Spectrum

Fall Season

Dog Promotion

Speed Queen Spectrum

[Found here and here. The Speed Queen Color Spectrum is my own, images culled from here.]

Oprah?

Oprah

[Found here. No, I don’t know what it portends either, but it scares the bejeebers outta me.]

Everybody’s Heard About The Hot Links

I Am A Bird. DEAL WITH IT

This is kinda cool. Interactive Twist Again [via].

Skybridges [via].

I love the name of this experimental project: The Slingatron.

Never heard of guard llamas until a few days ago.

Photos of a young James Newell Osterberg, Jr. [via]

Very cool.

Oh, and about Syria? There’s this abbreviated version.

The Bird is The Word. Don’t you know about the bird?

Top image from here.

Learn To Fly On Two Wheels

Learn To Fly Here

Image found here, along with insane videos of the rocket bike. Pure Darwin Award material, and perhaps a message to a certain Fledgeling Commander In Chief.

Saturday Matinee – Retro Ads, Stray Cats & The Sadies

Classic car commercial clips [via].

How can we possibly top that?

Yep. There’s more Rockabilly in the first 02:30 than you can shake a dead rockin’ cat at. The Stray Cats were awesome. Where do we go from here? Oh wait. I got it.

The Sadies give tribute to Big Daddy Roth and the classic “Live Fast, Die Young, Leave A Good Looking Corpse” nihilistic absurdity.

Have a great weekend, folks. We’ll be back tomorrow.