A clever concept is nothing more than an idea, and if it’s practical, it may have many applications. Of course, Mr. Concept doesn’t care about any of that, but go talk to Miss Application and you’ll get an entirely different story.
[Crossposted here.]
Too much time at the telemarketing terminal today? Not enough time to catch all your favorite programs even though they’re all properly TIVO’d?
Do we have the product for you. SleepNoMore™ is guaranteed to keep you alert and focused until sleep deprivation fatigue sets in… which brings us to an added bonus — no more washing bed sheets.
It’s yet another great innovation from the great minds at Professional Appliances, Inc., a division of Opposable Thumbs Corporation. Not available in stores.
[Found here.]
Hefty Bathing with solar heated water is the latest trend in the hood, especially when the water’s been turned off for non-payment and you gotta drag a hose from the neighbor’s crib bibb. For a bubble bath, provide your own effervescence… and you can think that one through for yourselves.
Got yer Halloween costume picked out yet? No? Well here’s just the accoutrement for you, an inflatable tam, just like the ones popularized by real Rastafarians. One size fits most, so if you’re a fathead you can’t wear it, and anyone who wears one of these is by default a fathead. Rock steady, mon.
[Found here.]
Here’s the real question: “Would you rather look good or take a crap?” I’m really not sure what the correct answer is, but the options seem unnecessarily limiting.
[Crossposted here.]
[Images from here.]
[Found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 