[Image from here. Crossposted here, and no, I’m not ashamed.]
Category: Stupid
Obama’s Army
Mullets of the Orient
Bonus Video: The Big Hole
Some time ago, Aussie Phil requested more funny videos. I didn’t mean to ignore him, I just didn’t find much to laugh about after the U.S.S.A. U.S. Senate legalized Grand Theft approved taxpayer extortion the largest redistribution of wealth in the history of this great country the “Stimulus Package.” So here you go, bro.
How to get linked to Chelsea Clinton’s website
First you start a website called “Tacky Raccoons.” Then, while under duress to make a late post, you find an amusing story about a guy in China who wants to make a robot-likeness of Hillary Clinton. Then while trying to be clever and funny you accidentally misreport the story, claiming that the Chinese guy has made a Chelseabot.
The following day, you notice that a new website has thrown you some traffic, so you click on the link, only to find this:
So you scroll to the bottom and discover that you’re now world famous, and that you knocked Wonkette off the preferred status list on Chelsea’s Blog.
Now I’ve got nothing against Chelsea Clinton. As far as I can tell she’s completely innocent of wrongdoing, except for having an automated blog that she doesn’t run.
By the way, there’s no photoshoppery here. I stitched 3 unedited screenshots for the first image (amateurish, I admit… you can spot the stitches) and cropped and enlarged the 3rd for legibility. Honest.
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Poog?
Sometimes when we look for something new to post, we crank up the google mo-sheen and type in gibberish just to see what pops. So we typed in “poog” because it sounds funny. No explanation for it other than it appears on this mysterious site.
Ignorance in motion.
Breeder of hate. I pity her innocent children.
On Saturday, January 10, 2009, a large rally and march took place in San Francisco to protest Israel’s invasion of Gaza.
Sorry, folks. I couldn’t let this one pass. This is so horribly pathetic that I won’t even make a joke about her obvious illiteracy.
Caption and image from Zombietime. You want to see images of hateful dangerous “citizens”? Amazing and jaw-droppingly uneducated disgusting mofos? Click here.
Fortunately this brand of trash is in the minority in this country… for now.
[Update: More young minds were being poisoned at this protest in L.A.]
Land of 1000 Hot Links
17 Gods, from Hanuman, and only one of them is not pissed at you.
25 Greatest Calvin & Hobbes Strips.
Probably no one will attempt to fight. [Via Nurse Myra.]
“Future Schlock” by P.J. O’Rourke is worth a read.
How could you miss it? WEASEL PUKE.
And just in case you missed this, ya gotta see this worm. It pukes itself up.
Speaking of coffee, Rockhoppers has a radio ad.
“We’ve seen just a skyrocketing autism rate. Some people are suspicious that it’s connected to the vaccines. This person included.” More scientific ignoramuses here.
James Burke’s excellent series “Connections” is required viewing. Here’s Part 3 of Episode 1. I’d forgotten about the show until Mr. GAB reminded me.
The Ocapellos were the greatest singing group ever if only because Frank Zappa took their song “The Stars” and mooshed it into “Fountain of Love,” recorded as Ruben & the Jets.
Speaking of Frank Zappa, one of his greatest influences was one Edgard Varese. John M. of Uncertain Times found some great gems and posted them here.
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Russki Babeski Magnetski
Nothing screams “BABE MAGNET” like a genuine Russian NyetMobile painted in puke greeen, with pink and yellow highlights.
Nevermind the exhaust pipes/mufflers/after-burners that keep the rear quarter panel aluminum trim from overheating, and ignore the rear mudflops an inch above the pavement. (Yes, I called them mudflops.)
What makes this a genuine Babe Magnet is not the tumor growing from the rear boot, nor the tumor monitor mounted just inches away.
It’s not the surfboard rack either, although Comrade Pav’s ride certainly gains some serious Babe Magnetage points there. Look closer for the REAL love bait… closer… closer…
Woop! It’s either a lion with it’s paws spewing stinky vapors, or it’s THIS GUY. You be the judge.
After analyzing the image in detail, we conclude that this vehicle reeks with Pure Efficient Genius, and thus meets the criteria to be declared a genuine IABM (Instant Awesome Babe Magnet).
[Image from the always excellent HERE. Don’t miss The World’s Most Amazing Collection of Babe Magnets HERE.]
Tacky Raccoons 