Unfortunately I was unable to find a copy of the text, but apparently others did. Here are some reviews culled from https://imgur.com/gallery/GJOa1:
“Is this R.L. Stine’s new Goosebumps series?” “I can’t wait to see the screenplays. I hope they can get JJ Abrams.” “I hope the movies stay loyal to the books.” “I’d be willing to bet “Linger” by the Cranberries is on the soundtrack.” “Guaranteed the 2nd one isn’t as good as the first, it never is.” “STILL a better love story than Twilight.” “It’s good, but it’s no Scrotie McBoogerballs.” “Can’t wait for the 3rd, and the prequel.” “But who was left to kill in the sequel? Or is it a tale of redemption about the fart coming to terms with its dark past?” “He’s come back with more of his kind to wipe out all carbon-based life.” “I prefer the fanfic version where the Fart actually saves the world by defeating the alien invaders.” “Heeeey this is originally from the Writers’ HQ 60 Minute Novel workshop – can you credit pls? Cheers.” “Not college, but places…”
[Unknown author / publishing date. The photo dates to 2016, h/t Pam M. via FB. Unconfirmed, but the books may be the work of this kid.]
That image is from Page 25 of The Best Cookbook Ever, aka “The Campus Survival Cookbook” by Jacqueline Wood & Joelyn Scott Gilchrist (William Morrow & Company, 1973). While not condescending in the least, it assumes you know little about cooking, own few cooking utensils, don’t know how to shop for groceries or what staples you need. It also assumes that you’re on a tight budget and even provides shopping lists. It’s out of print, but there are used copies out there, and no, you can’t have mine.
[Beware of the freebee .pdf’s – MalwareBytes threw a hissy when I tried to download a copy.]
Ancient Islamic depictions of Mohammed. Don’t worry. You won’t be beheaded for looking at history, at least in the one remaining country with Freedom of Speech. Here’s the full archive. Download them all before The Powers That Be decide that they are hate speech, and God Forbid it ever comes to that. [BTW, Zombie is brilliant.]
I saw an insect yesterday I’d never seen before. It was about 2-inches long, the size of a large grasshopper. It had pumpkin-colored wings that laid flat on its back, and a shiny black body with a sky-blue band on the top of its abdomen. It crawled into a patch of dead rye grass that we’re growing on the side of the garage, so I pulled the grass out to get a better look and disturbed it. It flew off, with orange dragonfly wings and black dangling legs, obviously a wasp. It was a Tarantula Hawk, and I’ll never mess with one again. Here’s one description of what it’s like to be stung.
Tacky Raccoons 