The .Gif Friday Post No.204 – DUDE. AWESOME.

 
[Found here.]

#OCCUPOOPAGE


The original 25 images came from a google search for “butthead,” which is my honest opinion of the OccuPoopage. What a waste of, um, you know, ah, nevermind.

(Copy and paste everywhere and anywhere you see fit.)

The .Gif Friday Post No. 203 – Waterfowl Foul


[Lost track of the original sources for these.]

Fixing an Embarassing Dog Fro


Sorry, it’s just wrong. It can’t be fixed, even if you say it’s cool. I’d rather see marmaduke mullets than canine q-tips.

[Related post here.]

BTW, according to WorpDress stats, this is the 1,800th post on Tacky Raccoons since 3 August 2007, and I didn’t steal it from anybody! BoogahBoogah!

The .Gif Friday Post No. 201 – Full Body Scan, Infinite Windows, Homer’s Wall of Death

[Found here, here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.200 – Dog Troll Face, Cat Troll Face, Cat/Dog Synch

[Found here, here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.198 – Dog Pwnd, Rock Out & Pony Plates

[Found here, here and here .]

The .Gif Friday Post No.197 – Move The Tractor, Drop The Humvees & Pay Attention, Peckerhead.

[Found here, here and here .]

On Dervishes & Magic


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I’ve got a friend who grew up in Pakistan. Decades ago I asked him about the Dervishes, and he was convinced that they were mystical. They could think chickens dead and make ants march in figure eights. He said he saw it with his own eyes.

Yep, there are ways to fool the eyes and the mind, all right. Squeeze enough ants to produce a liquid trail marker, they’ll march and write your name in cursive. Poison a chicken, yep, it’ll die. It’s called magic. The snake charmer knows that a cobra will follow your eyes. It’s a potentially deadly game, but the dervishes are in it for the money as tourist attractions, and they’re poor as dirt.

I don’t blame the dervishes a bit; they’re no different than palm readers or street magicians. If they entertain folks who are willing to toss some coin into the bucket, then they provide a service, in the entertainment business.

All it takes is knowledge and practice. I can beat you at Rock-Paper-Scissors. I can flip a quarter and make it turn up heads (or tails) every time, and I know how to make it land on the edge, too. I can get you to choose the wrong card in a 3-Card Monte game, and make you pick the Ace of Spades from a fresh deck you just opened and shuffled yourself.

And I love to bend spoons.

[crossposted here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.196 – Digital Bubble Rings, Mudman Attack & Acid Party

[Found herehere and here.]