Tag: potpourri

Leftover Turkey with Hot Links

Janet Nguyen’s story is amazing.

How to unload a truck with no dock.

#Antifa thug earns a nap on the asphalt.

Conan O’Brian interviews Joey Ramone 1999.

A Foley Artist is a sound effects technician who emulates the work of Jack Foley.

Terrence Aloysius Gorcey was one of my favorite 1940s Hollywood stars when I was a kid.

Gene Cernan.was 11th and last astronaut to set foot on the moon. The documentary “The Last Man On The Moon” could have included more technical information and less of his private life, but it’s still interesting.

From the “Who The Hell Is That?” Department:
Name the rock icon pictured above. Answer is below the break. Take a guess before you click, leave your initial suss in the comments.

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Hot Links of the POGO

Linda never listens.

Riding a Paternoster.

Thermostat Repair 101.

How to brush your teeth.

Best team mascot trick ever.

Here’s a map of pubs in the UK.

I watched this, and I’ve got nothing. Honest.

This Seattle trucker had balls of steel. Had.

Two hundred and seventy white garbage bags.

Little Red Riding Hood makes another observation.

Walt Kelly sings “I Go Pogo.” More musicalness here. Related post here.

This guy is good, but he can’t do it without the black felt. Watch full screen.

Dating advice for males only: The Universal Hot vs. Crazy Matrix. [h/t Octopus]

Miles Davis was amazing, at least until 25:37 when he suddenly becomes Smiles Davis.

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Hot Links of the Old West

“…and for those who didn’t pay attention – good luck.”

“This is your Captain speaking…”

60 year old Ben Hart is addicted to break dancing.

Piers Morgan is an idiot.

Shinehead O’Connor is an idiot.

Jackie The Lion is not an idiot.

West Nile Virus distribution. Yeah, there’s a correlation alright.

“Donald Trump ain’t right, man.”

Neighborhood donut shop patrons buy entire inventory each morning so shop owner can be with his ailing wife.

True Story:

Grampa told me of a gaffe he and his brothers used in church. It’s called “The Angel Speaks.”

Get a thick wire coathanger, cut a 4-inch section. Bend it into a “U” shape, then bend the ends 180 degrees down. Get two small rubber bands and loop each one through a metal washer, hook the bands onto each side of the “U”. The gaffe is ready.

Wind up the washer tight, hold it in place, then sit on it, preferably on a wooden pew. When the time is right, lean over, raise a cheek. The washer is released with a loud “BRRRAAAAP!”

Depending on the design, preparation and control, you may be able to get up to 3 farts out of it.

Oh, and always look at the kid next to you in complete disgust each time you rip one. This works on steel folding chairs, too, but the noise sounds like a jackhammer.

Repost: How to make a carrot shooter.

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Halloween Hot Links

Emu.

Live wire.

Wild West town for sale, only $1.5M [via].

Socialism works in California, but only for some…

How to levitate the components of a sandwich [via].

The POTUS speaks about illegal immigration (and it’s not DJT).

Before they come for you, have your ultralight bugout bag ready to go [via].

The Not Too Bright List. Mix and match the metaphors and similes for fun. I’m not the brightest bulb in the crayon box of hair, so use at your own risk.

Halloween’s coming up in a few days. Just sayin’.

[Top image, Elvira, aka Cassandra Peterson.]

 

Culturally Appropriating Hot Links

HOLY RATS! [via]

Hey! Let’s build a tunnel!

How jobs bounce back after a recession [via].

Please tell me what this girl is doing. Or don’t [NSFK].

The Jacob & Co. Astronomia Tourbillon Baguette [via].

Japanese amphibious force hits beach in the Phillipines.

Senator Elizabeth Warren released her DNA Results. Here’s a graphic.

They’re just peaceful protesters, not a violent mob. Walk away. Nothing to see here.

Hillary Clinton released her DNA Results. proving she’s not 100% extraterrestrial lizard.

A limited edition print of Lono’s Marlin Mask by Ralph Steadman is available for only $3,000 here.

[Top image: Gary Spivey and friends.]

Monaural Stereophonic Hot Links

Hidden Treasures.

Yangoon crosswalk.

Great baseball fakeouts.

Armadillos can deflect bullets.

Norm MacDonald shreds a heckler.
[NPC, NSFW, NSFK, h/t Octopus.]

In case you missed it, Prancercise® is a fitness revolution.

All the matter that makes up the human race could fit in a sugar cube. More fun facts here.

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Banana-Fanna Hot Links

All the red areas around that sudden veer around that elephant next to that tree are human blood stains from having to swerve at 80 mph without warning.

$650.

Fire truck.

Math joke for squares.

Best Karaoke ever [via].

Fishbone was/is awesome.

Seal bitchslaps kayaker with octopus.

There’s a new blog in town and it’s bitter. Check it out.

Watch the following in sequence:

Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 1.

Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 2.

Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 3.

Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 4.

This is kinda related, but you’ll wish you hadn’t seen it. (Don’t worry, it’s SFK.)

Russian “feminist” attacks dozens of men with bleach because she doesn’t like how they sit on the subway.

People have been posting Amazon customer reviews for Tuscan Dairy Whole Milk 128 oz. for over a decade and they’re awesome.

This book sells a lot of copies, but only got 3 reviews.

A reference to farts by 16 year-olds in a High School yearbook could disqualify Supreme Court Justice Nominee Kavanaugh? Pheeew.

[Top image found here via here.]

Ever Lovin’ Blue-Eyed Hot Links

FoodFace.

Harsh reality.

Creepy but true.

Invisibility cloth.

Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’.

She got a what up her what? (NSFK).

Not the response that CNN wanted.

How the @Twitter algorithm works.

Bonehemian Rhapsody (and no, that’s not a typo).

BREAKING NEWS: Bert and Ernie are not gay. Film at 11.

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Bert and Ernie are not gay Russian spies. Film at 11:30.

Audi has unveiled a new all-electric car, the e-tron, but there’s one small problem.

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Everyone Knows It’s Windy Hot Links

Volleysoccer.

Good day to go fishing.

No racism here. Nope. None at all.

No Twitter bias here. Nope. None at all.

No Google bias here. Nope. None at all.

Tom Waits’ 20 favorite albums (as of March 2005).

Ken Nordine’s “Colors” was the basis for an artistic game using paint.

Democrat Senator Dick Durbin blames Republicans for Chicago’s horrific gun violence, but there’s just one little problem. Chicago’s last Republican Mayor was William Hale Thompson (who served from 1927-1931). James Woods begins his reply with “Dear Nimrod.”

16-1/2 minutes of “celebrities” gossiping about ex-SNL cast member Norm Macdonald.

Why are “celebrities” gossiping about ex-SNL cast member Norm Macdonald?

You guessed it. Frank Stallone.

Ernie Kucera (1920-2007)

Ernie Kucera at the Starlight Ballroom in 1992 – his band’s 50th Anniversary.

From the You Get What You Pay For Department: In construction, you can only pick two of the following three:
(A) Low-cost, (B) High quality and (C) Fast completion. Brad Pitt’s well-meaning charitable foundation chose A and C, and the houses are falling apart after less than a decade.

From the Bad Acting Department: Weather reporter can barely stand up to the winds of Hurricane/Tropical Storm Florence while other pedestrians were immune. Reminds me of the classic Today Show blowzit.

A private message to The Weather Channel.

[Top image culled from the absurd The Weather Channel video.]

Social Breakfast Media Club Hot Links

Billy Redden speaks.

Well. Will you look at that.

Warning: This site uses Gookies.

Top 100 Billboard Hits of 1971 includes some awesome classics.

Squirrel monkeys beat the crap out of a man attempting to kidnap one of them from a zoo [via].

“I yield back.” Rep. Billy Long auctions off a protestor at the Twitter hearings.

Seven People Whose Lives Were Ruined by Social Media (and some of them deserved it IMO).

Should the US taxpayer pay for free healthcare for foreigners living in this country illegally? I don’t think so. Should we pay for emergency medical services? Yes, without a doubt.

I bought this 1969 Rhinoceros album for one song only:
Apricot Brandy. Years later I learned that the band was a fabrication of Elektra Records session musicians.

Led Zeppelin’s 1971 hit “When The Levee Breaks” was first recorded in 1929 by Memphis Minnie and Kansas Joe McCoy after the 1927 Mississippi Flood.

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