[Found here.]
“Don’t open the door, Honey. It’s that damn Narwhal kid again.”
[Found here.]
Tag: WTF
Evolutionary Hot Links
Dinosaurs washed up on Florida beach prior to arrival of Hurricane Matthew.
Friend from Jacksonville rode it out & posted this.
Coffee table lets you ponder the ocean depths. At this scale, whales and ships are microscopic, so you’ll need a few tokes to fully appreciate it.
One of the best Tweets by a CNN “journalist” ever.
Tim Meadows, aka Leon Phelps, The Ladies’ Man.
Climate catastrophe was predicted in 1873 [Source] and it never happened. Via the The July 10, 1873 Decatur Republican (Decatur, IL) :
We have heard from our ally, Prof. Plantamour, again. Last year he prophesied we were to be burned up. Now he declares in a paper just issued in Paris, that everybody will be frozen to death in the year 2011. We are glad to have the date accurately fixed, for we shall arrange for our life insurance policy to expire in the year 2011. The first news of the freeze will appear in the Saturday Evening Post for Jan. 1st, 2011, an we shall offer as a premium to clubs that year, an all-wool overcoat four feet thick, with an air tight stove in each breast pocket, and a gas heater in the tail, and an open grate arrangement at the collar. The getter up of two clubs will have a pair of skates, and a double breasted pink undershirt thrown in. Persons who wish to compete for these prizes, can send their subscriptions now, from this year to 2011, in order to make the thing certain. No paper shall beat us, if we have to get up a corner in a double-breasted undershirts and create a panic in the market. –Max Adeler
And yeah, we gotcher Climate Change hangin’.
Raccoon Whack-A-Mole. The music is really annoying, so turn off the sound. You’ve been warned.
THIS is a happy dog.
The .Gif Friday Post No.455 – Dance Hard, Cats Up & Screwniverse
Avenida de las #Triggered
2014 Prototype Driverless Sleeper Car
Oh wait. They’re French. That explains everything.
In A Gadda Da Hot Links
This. Happy Birthday to Everlasting Blört.
Need an area rug with your initials woven into it? Nah, didn’t think so.
From Wikipedia:
…Got a black cat bone
got a mojo too,
I got John the Conqueror root,
I’m gonna mess with you…
According to her mother, her Great Grandfather had a very long tongue, too.
“In 2009, it was named the 24th-greatest hard rock song of all time by VH1. It is also often regarded as an influence on heavy metal music and being one of the firsts of the genre.”
Guess the song before you click here.
[Top image: Mr. Cecropia showed up on our kitchen window screen recently. For scale, each square is 1/16th of an inch.]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 454 – Harris’ Hawk, KongPong & Beach Bull
Hot Tub In The Old Town Tonight
Okay, I have some questions.
Who’s tending the fire? Where’s the ladder? How did they get in, and how do they get out? Where’s the beer, wine and cheese? Who would get into that thing knowing that there’s a guy with a ponytail involved? How do they post selfies? Who took the photo, and why was he/she excluded and demoted to temperature control? Who is making the *ahem* bubbles?
So much bizarre in that photo. I like it.
Penguins As Seen From The Northern Hemisphere
[Found in here.]
Tacky Raccoons 