Shut up and eat it.

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[h/t C. Robinson via FB.]

Update: I had pre-scheduled this post with the assumption that Hillary Clinton would win the Election since all the polls and talking heads said she would. I am pleasantly surprised at the outcome.

There is still hope for this Great Country.

Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.

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[Found in here, and yeah, we’ve got a dog archive.]

Hot Links for Algernon

VOTE BUNK

Josh Jennings for Congress. He speaks truth to power as far as he knows.

4 November 2016 – Fayetteville, NC: Twenty hold-ups in 2-1/2 minutes by same man. No arrests, suspect at large.

This omni-directional conveyor belt is called a Celluveyor. Here’s another one with a jumpy jivey music track [via].

Here’s what happens if you dress up as your dog’s favorite toy for Halloween.

I quit watching TV decades ago because the family arguments on what to watch weren’t worth it. Recently they introduced me to The Walking Dead on Netflix and I got hooked. Three weeks later I’m overruled again, and The Walking Dead has been preempted by reruns of Roseanne. Now I’m back to not watching TV.

Ever feel like you’re merely a walking protein?

El peinado del emoticono de la caca. (Hint: it’s a hair-doo.)

Best Graffiti Ever.

John Lydon [aka Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols] once appeared before Judge Judy. Here’s the vid.

Noodling. Yeah, we posted the vid before, and you’ll never do it in your lifetime, unless you really want to.

Don’t forget to reset your calendars tonight.

The .GIF Friday Post No. 459 – Hookah, Nanook & Fantastic Voyage

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[All three .gif animations are from the amazing Loopism.]

Out Through The Night And The Whispering Breezes To The Place Where They Keep The Imaginary Hot Links

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This Sleep Graphic says I’m a parrot [via].

Toot Toot.

Serious Crowd Control.

This is kinda cool: WordPress Live Stats [h/t Thumbup].

11 Things NOT to Google. Some of the terms/phrases listed you definitely don’t want to search for, but these 5 aren’t too bad:

Bedbugs on a Mattress
Clock Spider
Coconut Crab
Peanut The Dog
Your Symptoms. This one doesn’t really count. It’s an advisory to see a doctor if you’re having medical problems.

As for the remaining 6 on the list… don’t do it. Please.

MSC Splendida plays Queen. Come to your own conclusions.

U.S. River Basins (contiguous states – no AL or HI).

Dad Jokes have long-term consequences. Pull my finger.

Jerks. Karma’s gonna gitcha.

It got this guy, too [via].

Heh.


And Karma’s also gonna get every one of those self-righteous condescending SJWs who harassed and attacked a 64 year old homeless woman JUST BECAUSE SHE VOICED HER OPINION.


[Top image is from this sketch by Mattias Adolfsson. Post title from here.]

Halloween Demon Duckies

THIS is how you get 8 year old boys to take a bath.

[Images found here; related posts here and here. Oh, and also here.]

Yeah, you cut her off without signalling, didn’t you.

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You shall be vaporized in T-minus 10 seconds and counting…

[Found here, and yeah, that’s a Messerschmitt KR175.]

Nothing Much Happened Today.

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Some people don’t deserve to own dogs.

[Found here.]

Cat Path O’logical

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I know how to reroute it.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 456 – Neighborhood Watch, Petroll & Hold My Beer

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[2nd & 3rd found here and in here. The 1st is not a timelapse; I created it on a whim, original image here.]