Bummer.

Bummer.

I don’t think this meets code. The grab bar is over 36 inches above the floor and there’s no ass-gasket dispenser.

[Found here.]

Nancy goes “PUNG-G”

Nancy PUNG-G

Nancy made a window disappear and lowered the ceiling.
Awesome.

[Found here, via here. Related posts here.]

Introducing The 2015 MultiCar BS Coupe

The 3-wheeled MultiCar has been around for decades and is featured on many traffic reports. Manufactured by Pyeongwa Motors of North Korea, The 2015 MultiCar BS Coupe has many improvements over previous models, including tempered glass, a front-wheel disc brake and reverse-engineered Carter carburetors. Handling is somewhat below par, and there is no insurance coverage available to date. If price is a concern and replacement parts are not a concern, then the MultiCar may be just the right choice for you. [Strutts News Services]

Manufactured by Pyeongwa Motors of North Korea, the 3-wheeled MultiCar has been around for decades and is featured in many traffic reports. The 2015 MultiCar BS Coupe has many improvements over previous models, including tempered glass, a front-wheel disc brake and a reverse-engineered Carter carburetor. Handling is somewhat below par, and there is no insurance coverage available to date. If price is a concern and availability of replacement parts is not, the MultiCar may be just the right choice for you.
[Strutts News Services]

 

Thanks to the glory of communism, North Korea has what might be one of the lowest rates of car ownership in the world. Although the government doesn’t release official stats, the best estimate is that there are fewer than 30,000 vehicles on the road—in a country of nearly 24 million people. (Officially, private citizens can’t own cars, but those with government ties manage to.) You are more likely to know somebody with a private jet than a North Korean is to know somebody with a car.
[…]
Although a minute segment of the population owns cars, the rate of growth is significant. In fact, in 2007, cars were deemed prevalent enough that Kim Jong-Il ordered the confiscation of all Japanese-built vehicles.
[Via Pyeonghwa Motors.]

I suppose North Korea could set worldwide standards and opt for energy-efficient eco-vehicles that can be recharged overnight, but you’d have to drive to Pyongyang every night to do it and drive back the next day.

“Socialism/Fascism/Communism works. It’s just that it’s never been properly enforced.” –A random liberal.

LMAO.

The .GIF Friday Post No. 361 – Slick Trip, Close Call 1 & Close Call 2

Slick Trip

Close Call 2

Just Keep Walking

[Found here and here and here.]

Christmas In The Heartland

Christmas In The Sticks

[Found here.]

Noon At The Equator

Noon at the equator

[Found here.]

The Day After Christmas on the Starship Enterprise

Star Trek - The Day After Christmas

The entire crew went shopping on planet Khanada.

[Found here.]

So Mum Said, “Shaddup and go get a Christmas Tree,” and Dad said, “You heard your Mum.”

Christmas Tree 1Christmas Tree 2Christmas Tree 3 Christmas Tree 4

And Dad said, “You heard yer Mum.”

[Found here.]

Christmas In Portland

Christmas In Portland

#DarthVader caroling with flaming #bagpipes in a #kilt while on a #unicycle in #Portland. Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays from #Twitter.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.360 – Escalator Mall Balls

Escalator Balls 1

Escalator Balls 2

Escalator Balls 3

It takes *ahem* balls to pull off this amount of awesome. I’d have been trapped for hours herding the strays back onto the incline.

[Found here.]