Cleanliness is next to bitchiness.
[Found in here.]
Category: Dog Stuff
Donkey Flavor! Good!
[Found here.]
Welcome Grow-A-Brain readers. Help yourselves to the beer in the fridge while you have a lookaround.
The .gif Friday Post No.78 – ROFL Copter II, Elmo, Udaman, Office Dog
[ROFL Copter I can be found here.]
Elmo dance HARD!
Udaman! Not. Udaman! Not. Udaman! Not.
Oh yeah. Office Dog.
[Tip ‘o the tarboosh to Dan for Office Dog. Like .gif animations? Be sure to sample our Nice N Crispy Archive.]
Growing Dogs: Part 3 – Repotting
[This is Part 3 of an ongoing series on Growing Dogs. Previous hints and tips may be found here .]
Pisgah, OH (Strutts News Services) –
From Part 1 — Growing Dogs
Anyone who has tried to raise big dogs in the city understands the difficulties involved. One authority, Ms. Tooncie Crumbler, has beat the odds and raised several healthy crops of Retrievers Golden outside her flat in downtown Pisgah.
We contacted Ms. Tooncie Crumbler, president of the Ohio Canine Planting Society, and asked her about the importance of planter sizing when raising pups.
“It all has to do with hybridization,” said Ms. Crumbler. “Many hybrids require larger containers, lest they get rootbound. If you pay attention to their growth patterns, these breeds will let you know when repotting is necessary for healthy growth.”
Ms. Crumbler said that the signs are usually obvious. “If the soil begins spilling from the top of the planter, that’s usually a good indication that the pup is ready for the next size up. If you don’t replant within two to three weeks, your crop’s roots will be stunted, and that dog won’t hunt.”
[Coming up: Part 4 – Pruning.]
[Image from here. ]
Dog Meeting
There’s always one who thinks sleeps outside of the box. Unlike CATS.
[Since Feels.ru has begun tagging their images and has gotten a little smuttier recently, I’ve taken them off the blogroll. I might link to individual posts instead.]
Growing Dogs: Part 2 – Culling
Another Great Gift Idea: Sick Japanese Dog With Infectious Saliva Game!
Okay, um, lessee. You open the sickly dog’s skull, stick his tongue to the roof of his mouth and pour in a bunch of green slime with little tidbits in it. Now the sinuses are loaded. Close the head, and doggy drools infected pus with candies that you try to retrieve with electrified tweezers before they land on his tongue.
But here’s the excellent twist: If you pick the wrong tidbit, you are awarded with 110V of Japanese current coursing through your metacarpals. Hilarity ensues as you roll on the floor convulsing uncontrollably. Everyone’s a loser in this game, not just you!
It still doesn’t beat “Pie Face” as our all-time favorite strategy game, but it’s a close second.
[Found at RGS, with many more to choose from. Nice archive of gifts here.]
Growing Dogs: Part 1 – Planting
Pisgah, Ohio (Strutts News Services) – Anyone who has tried to raise big dogs in the city understands the difficulties involved. One authority, Ms. Tooncie Crumbler, has beat the odds and raised several healthy crops of Retrievers Golden outside her flat in downtown Pisgah.
“Assuming you start with good stock, all it takes are a few clippings, good soil, and bone meal mulch to get ’em to take root and prosper,” said Ms. Crumbler, 78. “Then you have to keep them watered. They do better in the shade, otherwise they tend to wither, and you have to crop ’em back occasionally.”
When asked about the sprouts observed outside of the planters, Ms. Crumbler initially denied their existence, but admitted that she was embarrassed for not having weeded the strays as often as she’d like.
“Once I get me some more planters, I’ll dig ’em up and pot ’em. Until then, they’re just weeds to me.”
Hot Links Meets the Werewolf
Marble Furnace, OH (Strutts News Service)
Dog Sucked into HVAC Return Air Grille. Film at 11.
Before you go any further, check out Pandora Radio, search for Louis Armstrong, click play, and then continue. You’ll like it, especially on a Sunday morning with fried eggs sprinkled with garlic powder, sausage patties, and sourdough toast slathered with real butter. That’s what I’m gonna do. Makes the rest of the week just gravy.
The Clogblogger is a Blog about Clogs.
Four women with different problems here. No. 3 is my favorite.
RGF appropriately calls them “Bike Crickets.”
Best of Dicky Goodman:
Side A: Batman and His Grandmother
Side B: Suspense
What if there were no “handedness?” Read “Harvey’s Hands.”
Find out what’s happening on teh internest RIGHT NOW [Via The Presurfer].
Join the disgustion. Dessicated Fairies, here.
When a boy loves a girl, you hear a version of this in your head.
Panel discussion: America should stop throwing money in a hole. Here.
Loosely related to videos posted yesterday, check out Blackboard Jungle.
Tacky Raccoons 
