Spaghetti & Meatblobs

It’s all in the presentation.

[Via Email – h/t Nancy H.]

CHEETOSlobs

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The Cheeto Chair – Results of eating 1 bag of Cheetos every day for years and wiping hand on seat. Yes, that is mold.

Image and caption found here. I don’t know whose chair that is and I don’t eat Cheetos, and if you’re at all squeamish about CheetoFilth, Stop Right Here.

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Live Archaeopteryx Found Near Bayou La Batre

It was really annoying and aggressive at first, but it tasted just like chicken. [Found here.]

Cinco De Mayo Taco Pizza. Have at it.

Just showed this to the missus. Her response was, “Taco pizza, pizza taco. What’s the difference?”

[Found *urp* here.]

Naked Bachelor Food

Originally posted on Imgur, some of the comments are amusing:

“FAKE ! the one on the Top Right is *clearly* Dr. Pepper.”

“And yet we shlorp out cranberry sauce that looks just like this every Thanksgiving and that’s ok.”

“If they think this is bad, they should see what vegetables look like before they’re harvested. Covered in DIRT. EW!”

“I thought these were candles.”

“I’m frankly impressed that the chicken noodle isn’t 90% broth.”

“Not gonna lie, my gut reaction is they all look delicious. Am I uncultured swine?”

“Soup is not supposed to be geometric I get it.”

#TeamCannedSoup

“I find the lines oddly satisfying.”

[Found here.]

Birthday wishes granted.

[Found here.]

Humans are essentially glorified tubes.

[Found here.]

Copper copper.

Swan Lake Ranch, Alcalde, New Mexico, 1949.
Owner Mrs. Hamilton Garland collects copperware as a hobby.

[Found here.]

“Smelt ya comin’ a mile away.”

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[Found here.]

The .GIF Friday Post No. 469 – Capitol Storm, #MAGA & Daylight in Washington D.C.

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Congratulations to President Trump.

It will take years to clean up the national and global messes created and promulgated by his predecessor and the Democrat Party. May his decisions be wise, the results productive, and may we become a more prosperous nation for all. God Bless America.

[1st & 3rd .gifs found here and here. I stitched the 2nd together from here and here and modified them for snark only.]