Spuds

“My friends call me either ‘Jennie’, OR ‘Ida.'”

[Found in here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 491 – Structural Pringles, Hot Pants & Bully Smackdown

[Found here, here and here.]

I showed the last one to Sensei Bunkessa. She said jump kicks are risky, that your adversary could react and block, which means you’re likely on the ground. Not sure if the vid is legit, or staged for a demonstration video, so any help to verify the source would be appreciated. We’ll give you some awesome credit and splatter it all over the internest.

This is the 491st .Gif Friday Post. That means that there’s over 14K .gif animations in The Archive and even I am amazed.

“Hey Dude! Eat Me!”

[Found in here.]

Big Chief Vitamin Water

[Found here.]

Spaghetti & Meatblobs

It’s all in the presentation.

[Via Email – h/t Nancy H.]

CHEETOSlobs

cheetos-chair
The Cheeto Chair – Results of eating 1 bag of Cheetos every day for years and wiping hand on seat. Yes, that is mold.

Image and caption found here. I don’t know whose chair that is and I don’t eat Cheetos, and if you’re at all squeamish about CheetoFilth, Stop Right Here.

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Live Archaeopteryx Found Near Bayou La Batre

It was really annoying and aggressive at first, but it tasted just like chicken. [Found here.]

Cinco De Mayo Taco Pizza. Have at it.

Just showed this to the missus. Her response was, “Taco pizza, pizza taco. What’s the difference?”

[Found *urp* here.]

Naked Bachelor Food

Originally posted on Imgur, some of the comments are amusing:

“FAKE ! the one on the Top Right is *clearly* Dr. Pepper.”

“And yet we shlorp out cranberry sauce that looks just like this every Thanksgiving and that’s ok.”

“If they think this is bad, they should see what vegetables look like before they’re harvested. Covered in DIRT. EW!”

“I thought these were candles.”

“I’m frankly impressed that the chicken noodle isn’t 90% broth.”

“Not gonna lie, my gut reaction is they all look delicious. Am I uncultured swine?”

“Soup is not supposed to be geometric I get it.”

“#TeamCannedSoup“

“I find the lines oddly satisfying.”

[Found here.]

Birthday wishes granted.

[Found here.]