No photoshoppage needed.
“All I did was knock over a vase, so they shaved me.
WTF did YOU do?”
Originally posted on Imgur, some of the comments are amusing:
“FAKE ! the one on the Top Right is *clearly* Dr. Pepper.”
“And yet we shlorp out cranberry sauce that looks just like this every Thanksgiving and that’s ok.”
“If they think this is bad, they should see what vegetables look like before they’re harvested. Covered in DIRT. EW!”
“I thought these were candles.”
“I’m frankly impressed that the chicken noodle isn’t 90% broth.”
“Not gonna lie, my gut reaction is they all look delicious. Am I uncultured swine?”
“Soup is not supposed to be geometric I get it.”
“I find the lines oddly satisfying.”
Interior of a Boeing 787 without the seats. This is the kind of stuff I dreamed about as a kid, and now it’s come true. [Found here.]
The neighborhood kids are never around when the car needs washing. It’s not like I didn’t pay them last time.
Each got a dollar, a beer, and a pack of smokes to split. What more do two 12-year-old boys want? Their parents were pissed for some reason, so I promised that I’d never offer alcohol in payment again. I mean, come on. It’s not like I gave them copies of National Geographic with pictures of naked female bonobos for them to fantasize about in the wee hours of the morning.
I get really tired of all the unwritten PC stuff these days; I never know who I might unintentionally offend.
[Image found here]
Bob and Janet King meet the new neighbors, Jim and Barb Emperor.
[Found here – some NSFW.]