A fart, a giggle, and it’s over.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Post Friday No. 615 – Scantily-Clad Blonde Eating Cherries, Naked Shoe Girl & A RoboDog Plays In The Snow

[Found here, here and here. h/t Carolyn R. for the 2nd one.]

Naked Bachelor Food

Originally posted on Imgur, some of the comments are amusing:

“FAKE ! the one on the Top Right is *clearly* Dr. Pepper.”

“And yet we shlorp out cranberry sauce that looks just like this every Thanksgiving and that’s ok.”

“If they think this is bad, they should see what vegetables look like before they’re harvested. Covered in DIRT. EW!”

“I thought these were candles.”

“I’m frankly impressed that the chicken noodle isn’t 90% broth.”

“Not gonna lie, my gut reaction is they all look delicious. Am I uncultured swine?”

“Soup is not supposed to be geometric I get it.”

#TeamCannedSoup

“I find the lines oddly satisfying.”

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.194 – George Lucas Naked, Antarctica Attacks, Endless Wave

[ Unmorphed Lucas found here. Unmodified penguin .gif from here. Wave from here.]

On bonobos and other stuff.

The neighborhood kids are never around when the car needs washing. It’s not like I didn’t pay them last time.

Each got a dollar, a beer, and a pack of smokes to split. What more do two 12-year-old boys want?  Their parents were pissed for some reason, so I promised that I’d never offer alcohol in payment again. I mean, come on. It’s not like I gave them copies of  National Geographic with pictures of naked female bonobos for them to fantasize about in the wee hours of the morning.

I get really tired of all the unwritten PC stuff these days; I never know who I might unintentionally offend.

[Image found here]