Carnival scams are winnable, but…
The Smothers Brothers still kick it.
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly Man [via].
Why you shouldn’t put Christmas lights on Palm Trees.
[Portrait of Bill Murray from here.]
Category: Gift Ideas
It’s Time To Dry Your Cow Intestines
Another Great Gift Idea – Fishflops
What a bass ad idea. [Found here.]
Droning
They’re hella bigger than I realized.
An RQ-4 Global Hawk was lost off the coast of southern Spain in June of this year, and the wreckage was recovered only recently. That’s a loss of about $123 million, and the cause of the crash has not been released to date.
[Source]
T-Shirts So Cute They’ll Make You Wanna Barf.
[Via email, h/t Nancy H.]
I’m Make Cakes.
[Found here.]
It’s National Carbonate Your Reptiles Day!
[Found here.]
Mr. Balloonie Dances, Wiggles, and It’s Almost Human.
Monopoly – The “I Can’t Even” Version
“Um, Hasbro. May I have a word with you?”
It appears that Hasbro has repackaged Milton Bradley‘s classic “The Game of Life” (which it owns) with a more accurate title. Good thing there’s a warning that the “poop” contains wheat.
[Advertisement vid here, image & copy found here, via here.]
Tacky Raccoons 