Category: Humor

Halloween Hot Links

Emu.

Live wire.

Wild West town for sale, only $1.5M [via].

Socialism works in California, but only for some…

How to levitate the components of a sandwich [via].

The POTUS speaks about illegal immigration (and it’s not DJT).

Before they come for you, have your ultralight bugout bag ready to go [via].

The Not Too Bright List. Mix and match the metaphors and similes for fun. I’m not the brightest bulb in the crayon box of hair, so use at your own risk.

Halloween’s coming up in a few days. Just sayin’.

[Top image, Elvira, aka Cassandra Peterson.]

 

The .Gif Friday Post No.556 – La Calabaza Multiocular, Linus & The Great Pumpkin, and Nope, Nope, Nope.

[Found here, here and here.]

Burgers, Chicken, Shakes and a Creepy Head on a Stick.

Mr. Hamburger, Huntsville, Texas

Opened in 1959, Mr. Hamburger is still in business. From their website:

“Situated across from the famous downtown Huntsville “Walls” prison unit, Mr. Hamburger has literally been the first taste of freedom for thousands of released inmates waiting for their bus ride out of town. This influence can be seen in the uniquely named burgers fitting the prison theme.”

[Found here.]

“Bartender, gimme a pint of barley to mix with my hops.”

Yep. You guessed it.
1 pint of barley + 1 pint of hops = 1 kangaroo quart.

[Image found in here.]

Nothing Much Happened Today.

[Found here. Related posts here.]

Culturally Appropriating Hot Links

HOLY RATS! [via]

Hey! Let’s build a tunnel!

How jobs bounce back after a recession [via].

Please tell me what this girl is doing. Or don’t [NSFK].

The Jacob & Co. Astronomia Tourbillon Baguette [via].

Japanese amphibious force hits beach in the Phillipines.

Senator Elizabeth Warren released her DNA Results. Here’s a graphic.

They’re just peaceful protesters, not a violent mob. Walk away. Nothing to see here.

Hillary Clinton released her DNA Results. proving she’s not 100% extraterrestrial lizard.

A limited edition print of Lono’s Marlin Mask by Ralph Steadman is available for only $3,000 here.

[Top image: Gary Spivey and friends.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 555 – Domino Minimalist, Garbage Pickup Fail & Showertime

[Found here, here and here.]

New Kitchen Lighting Gripes

The electricians finally showed up this morning, installed 8 LED fixtures with new conduit, j-boxes, wiring and wall switches with dimmers. The Missus told them she also wanted two pendants over the island.

I came home to find this. 😀

Not only that, the new LEDs are so yellow that our neighborhood will be rid of moths for the next 20 years. 😦

[Image source: Bunk’s kitchen.]

Best Fish Mask Ever

 

[Found here.]

Color Control

“Green Control, this is Orange Control. Copy?”

“You’re kidding me, right?”

[Found here. Note that both images are the same size, but one looks closer than the other.]