Category: Morons

The Day After Looters Empty The Stores…

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 822 – Smiling Faces, Come At Me Bro & The Spin-N-Splat

[Found here, here and here.]

Update: Early Wednesday morning WordPress had some problems and was shut down for a few hours, leaving this Friday .Gif Post scheduled prematurely. I couldn’t bear to let such an embarrassing error stand, so I hung my head in shame and rescheduled it for the proper time slot.
Lo siento un poco.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 818 – Coffee with Cream, Dance Hard & Asian-to-Clowncasian App

[Found here and  here.  Face App combined from this and this.]

The Lecture

[Found here.]

Nothing Much Happened Today.

Yep. It happened.

“Colorado Springs Police say a patient behaving badly caused chaos in the emergency room of a northeast side hospital Monday evening (8/17/15).

The incident happened at around 6 p.m at St. Francis Medical Center, near the intersection of N. Powers Blvd. and E. Woodmen Rd. Police say Johnny Solis, 32, was being treated in the emergency room when he began acting up. They say he ‘menaced’ several members of the medical staff as well as several security guards with a metal T-Bar. They say he also knocked out several first floor ceiling tiles and then climbed into the rafters above the ER.

Police say Solis damaged plumbing and electrical systems while he was in the rafters.”

Johnny Solis mugshot, 17 August 2017, Colorado Springs Police Dept.

[Top image found here, mugshot from news report. Connect the dots.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 796 – Three Gasholes

[All three .gifs stolen from Bitter Ben.]

Roly-Poly Bug

[Found in here.]

A Level Playing Field

Top left is the original [h/t Charlene604]. It appears to date to February 2020; people were already having fun with it on Reddit.

The bottom two are not my own.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 750 – Blow Dogs, Bumbling Jenga & Spiderdork

[Found here, here and here.]

These over-used inane Facebook / Twitter .gif responses deserve to be vaporized forever.

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And any commenter lacking even a smidgen of creativity who posts the same gets a minimum 7 day time out in #FacebookJail and/or #TwitterGulag.

Yeah, I have an attitude, but I’ll be better tomorrow – until I see another earwax-eater respond with one of those.