
[Found here.]

[Found here.]



Update: Early Wednesday morning WordPress had some problems and was shut down for a few hours, leaving this Friday .Gif Post scheduled prematurely. I couldn’t bear to let such an embarrassing error stand, so I hung my head in shame and rescheduled it for the proper time slot.
Lo siento un poco.
[Found here.]

Yep. It happened.
“Colorado Springs Police say a patient behaving badly caused chaos in the emergency room of a northeast side hospital Monday evening (8/17/15).
The incident happened at around 6 p.m at St. Francis Medical Center, near the intersection of N. Powers Blvd. and E. Woodmen Rd. Police say Johnny Solis, 32, was being treated in the emergency room when he began acting up. They say he ‘menaced’ several members of the medical staff as well as several security guards with a metal T-Bar. They say he also knocked out several first floor ceiling tiles and then climbed into the rafters above the ER.
Police say Solis damaged plumbing and electrical systems while he was in the rafters.”

[Top image found here, mugshot from news report. Connect the dots.]

[Found in here.]
Top left is the original [h/t Charlene604]. It appears to date to February 2020; people were already having fun with it on Reddit.
The bottom two are not my own.
And any commenter lacking even a smidgen of creativity who posts the same gets a minimum 7 day time out in #FacebookJail and/or #TwitterGulag.
Yeah, I have an attitude, but I’ll be better tomorrow – until I see another earwax-eater respond with one of those.
