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Moulay Hassan, Crown Prince of Morocco, hates it when you try to kiss his hand. PROOF.

THE CLASSIC LIST of things purportedly caused by Global Warming Climate Change as of Spring of 2012. The Owner of this blog deserves payment to keep it up to date, IMO.

I really don’t remember why I have this page bookmarked. Honest.

I do know why I have this page bookmarked, but I’m not sayin’. Honest.

A molting grasshopper with a nice soundtrack.

Fun Facts To Know And Tell: Joey Ramone sang “Duke Of Earl” backed up by The Mystics. Read that then listen to this.

[Top image from here. Frank is awesome.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 417 – Christmas Ditto, Two Bitches Laughing & A Swinging Carapace

Christmas Dittos

WhapWhapWhapWhap

Grasshopper Nymph Shell

[Original image for the 1st one found here. 2nd from here. Third found in the missus’ Rosemary bush.]

2014 IBM Card Mandelbrot Set Dot Matrix Printout

Dot Matrix Mandelbrot 2

Dot Matrix Mandelbrot

Zoom in on the X to the far left. It’s identical to the tractor-feed image. [Found here.]

Deal with it.

Deal With It
[Found here.]

Wire Frame WIN

AppleMark

An outline overlay reconstructs the damaged Heidentor, a 4th century AD Roman victory monument in Austria.

[Image & caption with link found here.]

Hot Links in F# Major

Maynard Ferguson's Firebird

Books In Chains: Combating Book Theft in Medieval Times.

Fred Willard on Letterman 1987.

Zappa, Beefheart & Pink Floyd 1969  [via].

From the Unusual Sentences Department:
Twenty minutes in, he stops, lifts his tail, and produces one phenomenally long and sonically impressive Super Fart.”

The Clark Brothers ca. 1948. Too slow? Jump to 02:40.

Charlie Ryan & The Timberline Riders – The B-Side of Hot Rod Lincoln:  Hot Rod Hades.

This is kinda cool. It’s a Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder, and I like the soundtrack.

Whap whap whap whap.

How to make a cigar box diddley bow.

The Superbone begat the Firebird. Pretty ingenious in that it allows a B trumpet player to play difficult keys (like F major) with a slide adjustment.

[Top image: Maynard Ferguson playing a Firebird left-handed.]

The Gif Friday Post No. 416 – Nautical Sex, Earflaps & Banksy Animated

Nautical Sex
Earflaps
Banksy Animation

[Found here, here and here.]

Say Gleaaaugh

There was a girl at my high school who could do that & I liked it.

[Found here.]

“And Now For The Weather…”

This is what happens when you post a link to a $23 dress on Amazon to a female meteorologist Facebook group.

[Image and caption found here. Click the image for larger weather.]

BumbleCam

blue-shirt-klutzThere’s a lot going on in that clip that’s not immediately apparent. See if you can spot Mr. Bumble and his five fails. (Hint: It’s not Boston Red Sox rightfielder Shane Victorino.)

So let’s look at it again, in slo-mo.

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What a glorious mess.

Shane Victorino of the Boston Red Sox fell into the stands. The crowd helped him up. But there’s a lot more going on in this clip if you watch it a few times. Look at it again, and keep your eyes on the guy with the blue shirt with red sleeves. He moves in to help Victorino, but is no help at all. Victorino is up, so the guy knocks a woman’s phone onto the field, breaking it. Victorino hands the phone back, so the guy knocks a woman’s beer into her face. Really, if you’re going to be a walking train wreck, learn about personal space.

This happened during a game between the Red Sox and the Detroit Tigers in 2013.

[Found here.]