The perp’s the one in the back, and he knows it.
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I don’t think this meets code. The grab bar is over 36 inches above the floor and there’s no ass-gasket dispenser.
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“Hey. I have an idea. Let’s go to the bathroom together and I’ll take a photo of you sitting on the toilet. Look all sultry and slutty, and we’ll post it on the internest.”
“Um. Okay. But you’re not really gonna post it, right?”
“Naw.”
Welcome to Freshman Year.
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