[Found here, here and here. And that’s a tubful of Sugar Gliders.]
The .Gif Friday Post No.161 – Suckerkick Fail, Ducky Bike & Sugar Gliders
[Found here, here and here. And that’s a tubful of Sugar Gliders.]
Category: Stupid
How To Win At Hoseface
Oh, man, this is a game I’d fight to get in on. I don’t care if it was manufactured and sold by Hasbro, Milton Bradley, Ohio Art or Whammo, the pure psychological strategy of this simple game is awesome.
First step is to show up to the party early. Then get the ante to a decent level, and once the pot is there, that’s when you talk about how you practiced with the set earlier. Of course you don’t remember which color you practiced with, as you start sniffling and hacking a bit. (Complaining about a slight fever helps.) Then start the game immediately, and without hesitation, hock up a loogie into the trash can.
Gentlemen’s rules say anyone who quits forfeits the pot. INSTANT WIN!
[Found here.]
Sing Fer Yer Hot Links
Interesting collection of old songs about murders here with lots of stories.
“We’re DOOOOMED!” Great display of doomsayers of the 1970s from Paleo Future.
Oddness is only one click away. [via]
Speak With Conviction addresses a west coast speech pattern?
Women laughing alone with salad.
Pixar’s Zoetrope display is verracool.
Young Raccoon Chilluns
Gyroscopy
One of the great things about international football tournaments (that’s soccer to you deniers) are the lengths that some fans go to get photos posted on the internet:
A fan cheers during the Club World Cup semi-final soccer match between Brazil’s Internacional and DR Congo’s TP Mazembe at Mohammed Bin Zayed Stadium in Abu Dhabi December 14, 2010.
Right. Nothing like putting the threaded axle of a bicycle wheel on your noggin, giving it a spin, and enjoying some self-trepanation while watching a soccer match. Next thing you know, your spinning image is posted here.
Cat Mirror
It’s obvious that the owners don’t also have a dog, otherwise the snowcat would be yellow by now. [Found here.]
Cat Relativity II
Don’t Forget IWYLD
That’s right, TR Fans.
Today is International Weigh Your Lemur Day, so get out your graph paper and tally sheets, line ‘em up and set ‘em down. If you use a digital scale be sure to cover it properly so that the inevitable little lemur leaks don’t damage the expensive electronics.
I can’t remember how many (supposedly) waterproof scales I’ve had to return over the years. It always ends in an argument with the salesperson, right up until I drop the bombshell:
“Look. This scale can’t even sustain a bladder full of lemur piss. I’ll show you. Wait here for a minute.”
Now, I don’t own a lemur, nor do I have a bladder of lemur piss to produce at a moment’s notice, but you’d be surprised at how fast you can get a damaged waterproof scale replaced with that simple browbeating argument.
Remember this but use it only when circumstances absolutely demand it, and you’re welcome.
The .Gif Friday Post No.157 – Cheerleader Pwnd, Dog Pwnd, Pwnr Pwnd
Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas, and I hope Santa brings you what you wish for.
Tacky Raccoons 