They’re all liars. Every one of them.
[Found here, undetermined origin, may be AI. h/t Pam M.]
Category: Stupid
Ventricumbent Hot Links
Stampede, The Scarlets (1959)
Not to be confused with the R&B vocal group of the same name, or the 1960s band from Denmark, or the glam-punk band from Australia, this was an instrumental group with Peter Antonio, (aka Pete Antell) and John Sanzone on guitars. Originally titled Dragstrip, Stampede was the theme to the movie Dragstrip Girl. From Billboard’s Music Popularity Charts Sep. 28 1959: “A fine instrumental blues with lots of echo. Side makes use of a downward progression of notes as one of its base themes. Plenty of raucous guitar and sax sound here (Atlantic, BMI).”
Dancing chicks (sound up).
April 11, 1954 was a Sunday.
Here are the signs [via Memo Of The Air].
Border collie staredown [via Bunkerville].
[Top image: I Am Joe’s Chin.]
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The Toddlyrz – Live at The Grunge Garage
This has been circulating on the TwitX, so click it first:
I wanted to suss out the song, so I stripped the audio, slowed it down, increased the volume, then pasted it back into the video. Sounds like two teens blasted out of their minds.
“Welcome to McDonald’s?” No idea.
[h/t Charlene604 for linking to the original.]
Stuff I Do When I’m Bored
The .Gif Friday Post No. 822 – Smiling Faces, Come At Me Bro & The Spin-N-Splat
Update: Early Wednesday morning WordPress had some problems and was shut down for a few hours, leaving this Friday .Gif Post scheduled prematurely. I couldn’t bear to let such an embarrassing error stand, so I hung my head in shame and rescheduled it for the proper time slot.
Lo siento un poco.
Enantiopathic Hot Links
Love Shock, Sonny and his Wild Cows (2012) From Budapest, Sonny and his Wild Cows is fronted by “Wild Cow Sonny” and plays American blues, R&B, rock & roll, rockabilly, swing, and country western with a 1940s-50s retro style. [Free download of their 2012 album The Berlin Session here.]
Celebrating 100 years of StarWars.
Splashy splashy [via Mme. Jujujive].
Get Aht-a Tahn and more yinzerspeak.
SoKno Kroger has great deals [h/t Pam. M.].
Opening an 18th century safe [h/t Bunkerville].
The spy plane that was so stealthy it didn’t exist.
Tight dirndls of Oktoberfest [via Memo Of The Air].
[Top image: Pachamama,”an androgynous being that is omnipresent, omnipotent and can procreate itself.” Artwork by Kurimalai.]
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The .Gif Friday Post No. 820 – Magic Mirror, Roadslide Attraction & A Subterranean Beetle
Stuff I Do When I’m Bored
Mostly impulsive stuff previously posted elsewhere. The owl’s face (top left) is a from a linoleum cut by Gorehound Smithers.
Maschalephidrosic Hot Links
Ain’t Misbehavin’, Fats Waller (1929) The master of the stride piano, Thomas Wright “Fats” Waller (1904-1943) was playing at the age of six, dropped out of school around age 15 and became an organist at the Lincoln Theatre in Harlem. By 18 he was recording. According to one story, he was kidnapped at gunpoint by Al Capone’s henchmen and forced to perform at a birthday party for the mob boss.
Dress up to camp out (and more).
How to kill lobsters (thread story).
Mike Pacheco’s bongo earworms.
Recalling the Water Wiggle [via Memo Of The Air].
Die Eishöhle der schrecklichen Musik [via Bunkerville].
Realistic British seaside trip generator [via Mme. Jujujive].
[Top image: Ann-Margaret in The Swinger (1966) found here.)
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Tacky Raccoons 