Category: Stupid

Where Salami Comes From.

[Found here.]

Catching China.

Cleanup at the 3-point line.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 588 – Stop the Light, Acid Pool & A Parking Brake Fail.

[Found here, here and here.]

Do NOT Animals.

I’m pretty sure they meant “Donut Animals,” or “No Fish Hands.”
I dunno, Babs, but I do know this.

Do not animals.

[Found here.]

I saw what you did there, #Rumpswab.


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Declassified Hot Links

This.

How to make a bug.

What’s the big idea?

Renewable resources.

Der Schweißermeister [via].

“What does a zero sound like?“

Free breakfast. And lunch. And dinner.

Sports Illustrated and creeping sharia.

Ancient beer recipe translated and brewed by monks.

All of Don McClean’s songs were sappy. There. I said it.

This creeped me right out. [G] [via]

This creeped me right out, too. [PG13]

This creeped me right out even more. [PG13]

From The World is Run by C Students Department:
In 2017, Jim Kenney, the democrat mayor of Philadelphia increased the soda tax to 1.5 cents per ounce, raising the price of a two-liter bottle of soda by roughly 67%. Tax revenue fell by 51%, shops closed and workers lost their jobs as people began shopping out of town. Brilliant move, moron.

[Top image found in here. Happy 30th Anniversary to Bunk & Bunkdalene.]

Saturday Matinee – Hahn Beer, Ten Years After, Samantha Fish & Justin Johnson

Here’s another.

Okay, I think I see a pattern. Here’s one more.

Okay, I’ll stop, but not before I link to this Danier Leather commercial.

Alvin Lee & Ten Years After‘s “I’m Going Home” is one of the greatest speed metal rock tribute songs ever, and this live version dates to 1969 – Woodstock. TYA had only one Top 40 hit.

How ’bout some Samantha Fish?

Definitely dangerous. Hand her something with four wires nailed to it and she’ll jam it down your throat. I want to hear what she can do with a diddley bow.

That’s Justin Johnson playing classic Son House on a custom-made glorified diddley bow.

Have a great three-day weekend folks and please remember what Memorial Day is all about. See you back here tomorrow.

Nothing Much Happened Today: Wrecked Before Sundown.

Dude’s laughing about it. That means it’s not his car. That means he caused it. That means he’s an a-hole.

[Found here. Related posts here.]

Urbanimal

[Found here.]

My Girl Is Red Hot Links

Check out the 1st link here. (Thanks, Stacy.)

Ronnie Hawkins‘ girl is red hot, but your gal ain’t doodley squat. Just sayin’.

Can’t promote religion in public school except for this one.

“At least be forthright about your desire to subvert and dismantle our democracy into a creepy theological order led by a mad king.” -NY Rep. Alexandria Occasional Cortex

School lunch lady did the right thing and got fired for it.
[UPDATE: There’s more to the story.]

Lunch Lady action figure demonstration.

Woman gets suspended from FaceBook for posting easily verifiable facts.

From The Irony Department: Every Pro-Abortion advocate in history was not aborted. TRUE.

The Myths of the Minimum Wage. Yeah, I did my own research in 2014.

The Myths of Gasoline Pricing. Yeah I did my own research in 2009.

Need Bingo stuff? Here you go.

ZAP!

[Top Image:  Great Gift Idea from here, via here. More great gift ideas here.]