Almost Squeeky Clean Hot Links

McFootwear

Van’s Shoes made them for Squeeky The Clown and others. Here’s a Short history of Clown Shoes.

This would have scared the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks out of me at that age. I’m guessing Squeeky was a friend of the family.

Clown Shoes Beer. Barista Breakfast Brown Ale is now on my bucket list.

Dude, your car is total clown shoes.
Example of usage of the slang pejorative “Clown Shoes” via Urban Dictionary.

The Eight Commandments of Clowning.

Joseph “Joey” Grimaldi was possibly the most influential clown you never heard of.

Krinkles The Clown is just a tad bizarre [via].

Puddles Pity Party is awesome.

Then there’s Wavy Gravy. There’s a movie about him, too.

[Top image of McFootwear found here.]

The First Fart is Funny. The Second is Hilarious.

clinton-funny-fart

[Source]

Obey The Rules or Suffer The Consequences.

dont-do-it-2

The Warning does not apply to women.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 451 – Breakfast Club Scramble, Korolev Rockets & Head Butt Flip

Breakfast Club Scramble

korlolev Rocket Ballet

Bull Flip

[Found here, here and here. I doctored the top one a tad.]

Flogging someone with a dead pig really wasn’t my idea. Honest.

Pig Flogging

Dude’s strong as hell, but she’s still got the gun, and the Creepy Red Cabinet isn’t entirely innocent either. Who wears a turquoise jacket with yellow pants and blue shoes, anyway? I think that was her idea.

[Found here.]

“Hi! I’m Bob! I’m your UberDriver for this afternoon and I’m coming with you!”

Rearhead

[Found in here. Warning – every link I clicked to find the original source sent me somewhere I didn’t want to go. There are more Rear Heads here.]

Happy Labor Day

Crack open some beer and hoist one to everyone who works for a living.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 450 – Dance Hard

Dance Hard 19

Dance Hard 25

Dance Hard 31

I modified the top one a tad, second one was cropped and culled for size (they’re all way too skinny in the meat department, but the one on the left rocks). Third is pure awesome. Anyone who’s been to Seattle knows that everyone there dances that way.

[Found  here, here and here. More Dance Hard .gifs in our archives.]

How Cats See The World

PixelCat

[Found here.]

Don’t bicycle and don’t sprinkle fleas on birds.

Don't Do It

NIE SOLIĆ GOŁĘBI is Polish for NO SALT PIGEONS.

[Found here.]