The design studies, reviews and revisions by the marketing department likely cost the corporation many thousands of bucks, but hey. They loved the result.
Barf.
[Found here.]
Category: Stupid
Bluto Blutarsky Lives.
“Forget it. He’s on a roll.”
The gloves totally rock and his gut has a teleprompter. Awesome.
[Found here.]
Almost Squeeky Clean Hot Links
Van’s Shoes made them for Squeeky The Clown and others. Here’s a Short history of Clown Shoes.
This would have scared the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks out of me at that age. I’m guessing Squeeky was a friend of the family.
Clown Shoes Beer. Barista Breakfast Brown Ale is now on my bucket list.
“Dude, your car is total clown shoes.”
Example of usage of the slang pejorative “Clown Shoes” via Urban Dictionary.
The Eight Commandments of Clowning.
Joseph “Joey” Grimaldi was possibly the most influential clown you never heard of.
Krinkles The Clown is just a tad bizarre [via].
Puddles Pity Party is awesome.
Then there’s Wavy Gravy. There’s a movie about him, too.
[Top image of McFootwear found here.]
The First Fart is Funny. The Second is Hilarious.
[Source]
Obey The Rules or Suffer The Consequences.
The .Gif Friday Post No. 451 – Breakfast Club Scramble, Korolev Rockets & Head Butt Flip
Flogging someone with a dead pig really wasn’t my idea. Honest.
Dude’s strong as hell, but she’s still got the gun, and the Creepy Red Cabinet isn’t entirely innocent either. Who wears a turquoise jacket with yellow pants and blue shoes, anyway? I think that was her idea.
[Found here.]
“Hi! I’m Bob! I’m your UberDriver for this afternoon and I’m coming with you!”
[Found in here. Warning – every link I clicked to find the original source sent me somewhere I didn’t want to go. There are more Rear Heads here.]
Happy Labor Day
Crack open some beer and hoist one to everyone who works for a living.
The .Gif Friday Post No. 450 – Dance Hard
I modified the top one a tad, second one was cropped and culled for size (they’re all way too skinny in the meat department, but the one on the left rocks). Third is pure awesome. Anyone who’s been to Seattle knows that everyone there dances that way.
[Found here, here and here. More Dance Hard .gifs in our archives.]
