Dude, um, that ain’t no “Saturday Night Special.”
[Found here.]
Category: Superheroes
Tor of the Power Mowers
Brain-Bat Man Bitch-Slapped on Basic Grammar
The Dental Floss Tycoon
“Bobby’s behind the bike rack. Go pound him.”
Episode XVII: Space Smith and Dianna Screw Up and There’s Only One Thing Left To Do…
Popeye Dead at 108
Santa Monica, CA (Strutts News Services) – Legendary mariner and celebrity, popularly known as “Popeye” passed away at 2:30AM PST Thursday at St. John’s Health Center in Santa Monica, California. Leaving behind no documents to prove his full name, Popeye suffered quietly for years from complications caused by hypertension due to a lifetime of sea salt inhalation.
Popeye’s last words were reported to be, “That’s all’s I can stands, and I can’t stands no more!” before he drifted off.
Jeepers.
Superman is bamboozled by love.
(“Looky, Supe. Dump the cape and the SuperSocks, get some red and blue chinos. Respect yo’ sef.” — Jimmy “Dyne-O-Mite” Olsen.)
.Gif Friday Post No.85- HARRIER CATS ARE GO, Capt. Kirk, Olive Oyl
The Ancients Predicted Obama’s Return
Malaga/Atlantis (Strutts News Services) – The head of a long submerged work of ancient artistry was retrieved Thursday, that bore a striking resemblance to the, um, meh. Nevermind.
[Image and dopey story fouwound here.]
Tacky Raccoons 