Category: Superheroes

The Dental Floss Tycoon

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… or was he mining for tweezer zirconium ore instead?

[Found here.]

“Bobby’s behind the bike rack. Go pound him.”

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Bobby never saw it coming.

[Found here.]

Episode XVII: Space Smith and Dianna Screw Up and There’s Only One Thing Left To Do…

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…insult the rulers of the planetoid, then grab their hoses and vacuum the barbershop floor. Big DUH that.

[Mucho más de esto aquí.  Post relacionado  aquí.]

Popeye Dead at 108

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Santa Monica, CA (Strutts News Services) – Legendary mariner and celebrity, popularly known as “Popeye” passed away at 2:30AM PST Thursday at St. John’s Health Center in Santa Monica, California.  Leaving behind no documents to prove his full name, Popeye suffered quietly for years from complications caused by hypertension due to  a lifetime of sea salt inhalation.

Popeye’s last words were reported to be, “That’s all’s I can stands, and I can’t stands no more!” before he drifted off.

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Jeepers.

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Superman is bamboozled by love.

(“Looky, Supe. Dump the cape and the SuperSocks, get some red and blue chinos. Respect yo’ sef.”  — Jimmy “Dyne-O-Mite” Olsen.)

[Image from here, via here.]

.Gif Friday Post No.85- HARRIER CATS ARE GO, Capt. Kirk, Olive Oyl

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HARRIER CAT SQUADRON, AWAY!

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“I’LL FARRAKHAN!”

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The Ancients Predicted Obama’s Return

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Malaga/Atlantis (Strutts News Services) – The head of a long submerged work of ancient artistry was retrieved Thursday, that bore a striking resemblance to  the, um, meh.  Nevermind.

[Image and dopey story fouwound here.]

These Guys Were Awesome.

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Don’t remember the Hansons?  Click here. Want more? Click here for the classic warmup scene.
[F-bombs & gratuitous violence warning. I love it.]

“Slap Shot”  was loosely based upon a true story about the sale of a losing hockey team.  The movie featured brothers Steve and Jeff Carlson with David Hanson;  all three were professional hockey players.

Hanson substituted for the third Carlson brother Jack, who had been drafted by the Edmonton Oilers and couldn’t make the filming. (Jack had a nice record on his own, piling up 1,111 penalty minutes in 508 professional games.)

[Photoshopped image source is dead. Summary of the movie “Slap Shot” here.]

CB & FZ

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A seat at this table would have been priceless.

[Image from here by way of link from here.]

YAHHHHH EEUNNHHH

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I feel like this a lot.

[Image from Hanuman.]