Babe Magnet: The James Bondomobile

Well, what do we have here, but a Pontiac POS that’s obviously in the process of restoration by the assistant manager of the world renowned Cable Car Hotel.   Hmmm.  Babe Magnet perhaps?

Smells like San Fran to me, and since the sun seems to be setting, I’d guess that Assistant Manager Baboso is on the night shift, especially since no sane person would wanna be seen within ten feet of this Babe Magnet in the daylight.  To his credit, though, Ass. Man. Baboso knows how to park on a slope.

By the way, the only other image I found of the Cable Car Hotel is this one:

Maybe the owner of the four-wheeled flounder actually LIVES here.  My apologies to the manager.

[Images from here and here.]

Slide ‘O Death

[Image from No Puedo Creer.]

Feed the Head

Click on it.  G’head.  ‘Sokay.

Conquest of the Planet of the Hot Links

Kinda disturbing image above from here.  It wasn’t disturbing at all in 1968, when french-kissing ape-girls for luck was a universally accepted practice.  (I did it, too, but only with the older ape-girls.)

THIS is absolutely the worst version of Flatt & Scrugg’s “Foggy Mountain Breakdown” I’ve ever heard.  [Found at Strider’s Journal.]

Bunk he likes flash game this.  Miss Cellanea from.

This is just fascinating and odd.  Link found at Miss Cellanea also.

Tacky Raccoons translated into Romanian??

“Where Is Bob?” is a bizarre story of a psychotic IT manager.  Read it in sequence from the first post.  [Linked from Mental Floss.]

Get With.

Dolores Aguilar’s Obituary.

Disco squid, link found at sqdsnuh.

All Shatner all the time.

Hunting for the tire motherlode.

If you Google “Power Possum” you get this site from the EPA.

How to catch a gar jugging.

Saturday Matinee: We lost a couple of greats this week. Jerry Reed & Bill Melendez.

“Amos Moses” was my favorite Jerry Reed song. My younger sister had the 45rpm record, and I didn’t.  (But I knew all the words, and she didn’t.)

Chet Atkins is a treasure, and Jerry Reed was a classic. There’s more of J.R.’s Pickin’ n’ Grinnin’ at RockHoppers. (Dan, you beat me to it!) God bless Jerry.

Here’s Chet Atkins with Suzy Bogguss.

And here’s Suzy Boggus with Chet Atkins.

Bill Melendez.  You’ve seen his stuff.  You’ve heard his stuff.  Seems kinda appropriate that there is no video, and I relive part of my childhood whenever I hear this song.

The .Gif Friday Post 45 – Los Gatos

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP

BIMP BIMP BIMP BIMP

WET WET WET WET

BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT

TAP. WTF?  TAP. WTF?  TAP. WTF?  TAP. WTF?

[Related post here.]

Playing With the Moon

[Images from No Puedo Creer.]

What a Jackass.

Squint.

[Image from Futility Closet.]

Back To College Tips

Remember to keep hydrated. With a heavy glass schedule, multi-tasking saves time.

If choking on food, this is NOT the way to perform the “Heimlich Maneuver.” It might get you free beers, though.

Share a house/apartment/dorm room with people you can’t stand to save on beer money.

Stay tuned — More tips coming up.  Or not.

Happy Labor Day!