Get Down

This reminds me of when I ran out of dishwasher detergent and decided that Ivory Liquid was a good substitute. Clicked ON and went to work, came home to an apartment full of suds.

The worst part was that it occurred in my dad’s apartment, and he fixed the problem so it wouldn’t happen again. He booted me out.

[Found here]

Function Over Form


Okay, that’s fixed. That, too. Alright, might as well fix this. Hmmm. This could use some fixin’. Gonna fix this next. Done. Probably ought to fix that while I’m at it. Now what to fix? Ooh. Got it. Next…

[Received via email from 1389AD. Click for larger images.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.210 – Special Delivery Edition

[Via email from John M.]

‘Tis The Season to HEY! STFU!

Ah yes. The Spirit of Christmas, and the making of a psychopath.

[Found here.]

Fixing an Embarassing Dog Fro


Sorry, it’s just wrong. It can’t be fixed, even if you say it’s cool. I’d rather see marmaduke mullets than canine q-tips.

[Related post here.]

BTW, according to WorpDress stats, this is the 1,800th post on Tacky Raccoons since 3 August 2007, and I didn’t steal it from anybody! BoogahBoogah!

FAIL WIN

Awesome beer save.

[Found here.]

Babe Magnet Royale

Ignore the rust, ignore the primer. The duct tape AND fiberglass tapeworms give this gas-guzzling lolmobile immediate qualifications as a genuine candidate. Say we ignore that awesomeness – the bungie bumper supports are a stand alone double-whammy for inclusion in the esteemed category known around these parts as Babe Magnets. Congrats are in order.

[Found here.]

Wall Street Protest Duct Tape Fail

[via Weasel Zippers]

Everywhere is freaks and hairies, dykes and fairies. Tell me where is sanity? Tax the rich, feed the poor, ’til there aren’t no rich no more. I’d love to change the world, but I don’t know what to do.  – Alvin Lee

Yep, they’re changing the world all right, one failed beat at a time. Truth is, the guy’s got no rhythm – he’s a beat off – and if that were a real Benjamin in his pocket he’d be chasing after the dork who lifted it. Capitalism!

[Related post here.]

Wall Street Anti-Capitalism Protester FAIL

How much capitalism can an anti-capitalist use in one photo? Capitalism sucks!! Umm, except Facebook. And Diet Snapple. Toshiba laptops. Trendy bikes. Bottled water…

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[Update: This breaks it down. h/t LC Aggie Sith]

How Not To Present The Evidence

I doubt her case was dismissed, but she was likely awarded a second one.

[Found here.]