Tag: FAIL

How Not To Present The Evidence

I doubt her case was dismissed, but she was likely awarded a second one.

[Found here.]

Arrrgh.


How can you improve upon improvised pirate swords?

“Bobby! Let’s play pirates!”
“Great idea! I’ll go get the Plastic Guards! I’ll be back in an hour!”

Clever idea, but it won’t fly. Any kid who grew up near fallen branches could tell you that swords of the windfall variety don’t last long, and once your weapon has broken you need to find a replacement fast, otherwise you’re declared dead by default. Stopping to change your guard guarantees it.

Oh, well, it’s the thought that counts, and I wish I’d thought of it first.

[Found here.]

Saturday Matinee – Theft FAIL, Clarence Carter, Small Faces, The Turtles, Sam & Dave

Heh. If you’re going to steal a truck, better know how to operate a clutch. [Found here]

Clarence Carter‘s “Slip Away” was one of the prettiest R&B tunes of the 60s. Here he is in 2010 with an excellent live version.

Small Faces‘ “Hey Girl” from 1966 is fun in a trolley.

The Turtles, featuring Flo & Eddie, with “The Story of Rock and Roll.” About the only redeeming quality of this sappy song (besides the intro) is a nice move at about 01:45.

There should be no introduction needed for these guys. (Watch the dancer on the left… she’s doing a modified boogaloo.)

With that, I’m out. Have a great weekend folks – be back here tomorrow for more fun.

Zebrass

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.166 – Paternoster, Penguin Pwnage, Whap Whap Whap


[Found here, here and here.]

Hindsight

Cheeky sculpture by Seymore Butz? Looking through the rearview in a two-seater? Booty in the eye of the beholder? See bottoms? When the moon hits your eye? Buttinskis? Crackhead?  Eigel Asses?

Don’t be bummed; you won’t be left behind. We’ve got your backside covered.

[Found here.]

i haz a static

Here is an illustration of the inspiration for Chester Carlson’s world famous invention. Guess what it was before you Google him. Seriously.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.162 – Football WinFail, 3DTV, Catwalk Hand

[Found here, here and here.]

VWMBZ

That’s so lame it’s awesome. It needs flame decals pointing the wrong way.

[Found in here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.161 – Suckerkick Fail, Ducky Bike & Sugar Gliders



[Found here, here and here. And that’s a tubful of Sugar Gliders.]