Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Apparently this phrase is now verboten, untersagt & unerlabt as dictated by the Amerikanisch-faschistisches Wort Polizeii:

Tá sé Lá Fhéile Pádraig! Póg mo thóin!

[Images found here, here and here. Related Archived posts here.]

“Smelt ya comin’ a mile away.”

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[Found here.]

Action Figures Crushing Beer Cans

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[Found here, via here.]

Say “Cheese.”

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There are two things that cause poverty in this world: Government malfeasance and natural phenomena.

[Found in here.]

Update: P.J. O’Rourke’s book “All The Trouble In The World” is a good read.

Heureux Mardi Gras! Krewes, Booze, Beads & Boobs

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[Found here, here and here. Related Mardi Gras posts here.]

Mermaid

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[Found here.]

Polar Ice Bear Cicles

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Hanging from the side of an iceberg by their hind claws, a polar bear and her cub search for penguins feeding in the frigid Arctic waters below.

Classic polar bear prank, akin to a snipe hunt. “Look, son. If you even think you see one, go for it, because OMG LOOK THERE’S ONE RIGHT NOW!”

[Found here.]

Giraffes can be dickheads.

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[Found in here.]

Volcán Calbuco Erupción de Abril 2015

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Timelapse photos by Francisco Negroni of the April 2015 Calbuco volcano eruption, Chile. More photos here.

[h/t Savage, via Facebook]

The .GIF Friday Post No. 469 – Capitol Storm, #MAGA & Daylight in Washington D.C.

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Congratulations to President Trump.

It will take years to clean up the national and global messes created and promulgated by his predecessor and the Democrat Party. May his decisions be wise, the results productive, and may we become a more prosperous nation for all. God Bless America.

[1st & 3rd .gifs found here and here. I stitched the 2nd together from here and here and modified them for snark only.]