

[Source: U.S. Patent Office; file download link here; h/t The Big Dave.]
“Hey. I have an idea. Let’s go to the bathroom together and I’ll take a photo of you sitting on the toilet. Look all sultry and slutty, and we’ll post it on the internest.”
“Um. Okay. But you’re not really gonna post it, right?”
“Naw.”
Welcome to Freshman Year.
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[Found in here. Oh, and if you click on the image, there’s a cool song.]