Someone’s got problems.

Fashion Statement FAIL
Fashion Statement FAIL 2

That’s Jacqueline Lasdon, nightlife performer, whatever that means, and she inherited a lot of money ($2.5 Million) to waste her time doing this. Do I care what she does with her grampa’s trust fund inheritance? No, but what a waste.

[Found here via here.]

The 6AM Monday Morning F-Bomb

Dirty Words

After the alarm clock goes off, some make contrition.

[Found here.]

Quadratic Hot Links

Quadratic Grafitti

Gorilla punched out camera man.

There’s an app for water. Really.

It’s raining here. [via].

1939 burglar alarm dials number and plays message.

Urban Planning Fail that won awards in 1984.

Here’s another one from 1978, called “the first postmodern ruin.” I visited the latter ten years after construction and it was a crumbling bio-hazard with human feces in the dry pools.

The Spelling Nazi Reports:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Lotsa sundials.

I got 12/12 on the Elvis Lyrics Test [via].

41 April Fools Day pranks for kids.

Top image from here. Obviously the work of the Al-Gebra gang.

Eileen Lives Here.

STOP

She used to live here.

[Original image found here.]

Cat Paw + Plasma Ball

Cat Plasma Paw

[Found here, via here.]

At the Cheetos Convention

Buddhist Devotion at the Dhammakaya Temple

Missed a couple of spots.

[Found here via here.]

Breaking Up Isn’t Hard To Do

Breaking Up

Neil Sedaka was wrong.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Post No.381 – Skid a Horse, Bass Attack & Flipskis

How To Skid A Horse

Fish Cojones

ski flip

[Found here, here and here.]

Kid got some dawg in ‘im.

Kid Dawg

[Found in here. Click it for full size awesome.]

Carbon Monoxide Farts: The Deadliest Of All

Carbon Monoxide Farts

He’s immune, and he knows it…

[Found in here.]