That beast looks to be about 6 feet long. The one that attacked the kid in San Diego this weekend and took a chunk out of his torso was 5 to 6 feet longer, about the length of the cool Stingray in the photo.
Think about the damage an aggressive shark half its size could do.
Here’s my honest opinion. Let’s eat them before they eat us.
[Found here.]
At least he tried, but that he was proud enough to get his missus to take a photo of this creepy atrocity is a different story.
[Image found here.]
$650.
Seal bitchslaps kayaker with octopus.
There’s a new blog in town and it’s bitter. Check it out.
Watch the following in sequence:
Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 1.
Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 2.
Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 3.
Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 4.
This is kinda related, but you’ll wish you hadn’t seen it. (Don’t worry, it’s SFK.)
Russian “feminist” attacks dozens of men with bleach because she doesn’t like how they sit on the subway.
People have been posting Amazon customer reviews for Tuscan Dairy Whole Milk 128 oz. for over a decade and they’re awesome.
This book sells a lot of copies, but only got 3 reviews.
A reference to farts by 16 year-olds in a High School yearbook could disqualify Supreme Court Justice Nominee Kavanaugh? Pheeew.
AKA “The Song The Beatles Forgot To Write.” The Knickerbockers (from New Jersey) were a derivative band, had a 1965 hit with “Lies.”
The Castaways had their only hit single “Liar, Liar” in 1965 also, but, hey. They had a Go-Go-Girl. Just sayin’.
Classic 70’s song from Three Dog Night perfomed circa 2008.
Then there’s this, and I like it. The Wrecks jam it.
The worst sin in the world is to bear false witness against an innocent person. In my case, it made the local papers. I’ve been there, been accused of horrible crimes with no evidence. I couldn’t leave my apartment, didn’t have money to defend myself, and all the allegations were EVENTUALLY determined to be false, made up by some school girls for kicks. Their story broke down under interrogation.
Have a great weekend, folks, and I hope you’re never accused of crimes you never comitted.
What a bass ad idea. [Found here.]
The Tilt-A-Whirl was the only ride I ever puked on. I was about 6 years old at the time, and it happened here.
See that blurb at the bottom left? The Runyon Cancer Fund is a charity founded in 1946 (named after famed newsman and writer Damon Runyon) and is still in operation over 70 years later.
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“Maintenance and Sanitation Products.”
One can only guess what he’s hiding in that drum…
[Found here.]
She got a what up her what? (NSFK).
Not the response that CNN wanted.
How the @Twitter algorithm works.
Bonehemian Rhapsody (and no, that’s not a typo).
BREAKING NEWS: Bert and Ernie are not gay. Film at 11.
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Bert and Ernie are not gay Russian spies. Film at 11:30.
Audi has unveiled a new all-electric car, the e-tron, but there’s one small problem.
[Top image found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 