[Found in here.]
Nothing Much Happened Today.
[Found in here.]
Category: Bizarre
Social Distance Shaming Hot Links
Jungle Boogie, The Bobby True Trio, 1948:
I spy Walter Wick.
Who did the voice of Cecil the Turtle best?
COVID-19 Coronavirus Pandemic stats are interesting. To date, less than four-thousandths of one percent (0.003.5%) of the US population has contracted it; six ten-thousandths of one percent (0.0006%) of the US population has died from it. Italy’s death rate from the virus is 1.7%.
The Republic of San Marino is a 24 sq. mi. micronation surrounded by Italy. It has the highest fatality rate (of the countries listed) at 6.5%.
PJMedia parsed the same statistics I did and posted the graphs below:
From the What-Are-They-Hiding Department:
This. Oh, and also This.
Earlier this year, a Beijing district office for the Center for Disease Control and Prevention announced that pants should be an effective barrier against farts that might disperse the Wuhan virus.
[Status update: A Humble Request.]
From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
Shadow Catboxing
[Found here.]
The Village Is Not Immune.
In case that image puzzles some of you, it’s a reference to the greatest paranoia/spy TV show ever.
[Image from here, h/t Carl L. via email.]
Duck Feet.
[Found here.]
It makes something bigger…
China V-word Hot Links
R.I.P. Kenny Rogers (1938-2020).
Ootah after the return from the sledge trip.
Fargo police dog sniffs out black market Purell.
Monty Python Black Knight plush action figure.
Glen Greenwald’s list of media lies (and no, he’s not a Republican).
Running out of bumwad? Order it here. If that’s not what you’re looking for, click here.
Wikipedia is actually debating whether or not to delete references to the 1918 Spanish flu. Now about the Wuhan Chinese Asian Corona virus…
“It’s a funny thing… After the fall of communism, everybody in the world agreed that socialism was a failure. Everybody in the world, more or less, agreed that capitalism was a success. And every capitalist country in the world apparently deduced from that that what the west needed was more socialism.” – Milton Friedman 1993.
[Status update: A Humble Request.]
From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
[Top image of canned cheeseburger from here.]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 626 – Stay 6 Feet Away, Save Your Toilet Paper & Wash Your Hands
“What’s for supper, hon?”
“Holding the two claws of the bear that her husband shot on the doorstep of their new cabin.”
[Date & location unknown, found in here.]
Tacky Raccoons 