This is what Our President said will happen if we don’t nationalize the medical insurance industry immediately. AM talk radio is next, followed by the hinternest…
YES. REALLY.
[Image from Fengtastic. Dude.]
Category: Bizarre
“So I told the genii…”
“… I said, ‘Genii, for my second wish, please return my manhood to its previous size. Now for my third wish, I want a small house in a beautiful valley, with a fireplace, running water, an unlimited supply of cold beer, and with fishing nearby.’
God I hate geniis.”
“Bobby’s behind the bike rack. Go pound him.”
No. YOU tell him.
Face.
The .gif Friday Post No.89 – Cute, Cool, Creepy
[All .gif’s above are stamped, although they may not have originated from that site. Anyone who can prove authorship of these .gif animations shall be given full credit.]
Another Great Gift Idea: TREPANATION!
Great educational game for the hole family. Release the evil spirits, insert the jello, and your Patient’s nose lights up when his demeanor improves!
A traditional cure-all for conservatism, it has its dangers: Be careful! When the vote comes up and the Patient argues against frivolous spending and taxation, guess what? HE’S NOT CURED!
The game continues until each of the evil spirits have been vanquished and the Patient votes for nationalizing the banking industry, the automotive industry, the healthcare industry, runs for congress as a carpetbagger, opposes the NRA and Constitutional Amendments 1, 2 & 4, is coerced to vote CORRECTLY, or until he’s been otherwise completely incapacitated and forced to become a ward of the State himself.
Bonus points are awarded if the Patient joins Greenpeace, the Sierra Club, any union, or supports AGW before becoming incapacitated.
Once the Patient signs on as a democrat the game is over, and it moves to the next level: Change your Patient from a socialist to a marxist! (Requires upgrade to Trepanation 2.0.)
[Found here.]
Statue Converts to Hindu Mysticism in 1906, Continues to Inspire Others
Episode XVII: Space Smith and Dianna Screw Up and There’s Only One Thing Left To Do…
Zombie Bachelor Food
[Image found here.]
