The .Gif Friday Post No.316 – Touch The Nut, Donut Porn & Hot Velour

Touching The Nut

Donut Porn

My Old Flame

[Found here, here and here.]

Fashionable Hot LInks

Attractive

Awesome koala fight. [via]

The Elephant’s Foot (aka, what happens when socialists are in charge of everything).

Meet your ancestors.

Wondering what your ancient Baktrian bronze battle axes are worth? Start here.

Interesting analysis of the countries around the world. It hints at the reasons why many nations are armpits (and worse) while others are successful. [via]

Nice collection of retrostuff courtesy of VE.

Showgirls playing chess backstage at the Latin Quarter nightclub, New York, 1958 [NSFK].

Sweden’s Burning Goat.

Dogs who know they’re guilty.

Dawg ridin’ dirty [via].

Top image found here.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 315 – Lickin’ Lizards, The Ice Countess & Captain Americannot

Lizard Licks

Countess Minto

Captain American't

[Found here, here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.313 – Dance Hard

Dance Hard 21

Dance Hard 20

Dance Hard 23

[Top two found here, bottom here.]

Lighting The Tree

Lightning Strike

I want to know what it did to piss Him off.

[Found here.]

Black Friday at Heck’s Department Store

Elevator to Hell

Escalator to 2nd Floor – Heck’s Kitchen Appliances.

[Found here.]

Insta-Tan

Insta-Tan

According to some venues these days, everyone hates being born white, so here’s the solution. Flick the Zippo, fire up the burner, and whammo.
Instant tan. Guaranteed to turn your hair black, too.

[Found in here.]

Halloween Sunset

Sunset Eclipse

Hey, kids. Don’t want to spook you, but something’s going down tonight…

[Found in here. Related posts here.]

Saturday Matinee – Kaitlin Heller, Ike Willis with Sara Zimmerman & Johnny Winter

The viral Twerking Fail video, uncut. Jimmy Kimmel & stuntwoman Kaitlin Heller chumped the MSM.

Ike Willis‘s version of Zappa’s “Suicide Chump” with Sarah Zimmerman. Most of her stuff is acoustic, but she’s no slouch on electric slide guitar. The last line in the song is “All you can say as you run down the street is:” and Willis cuts it off. In Zappa’s version, it transmogrifies into “Jumbo Go Away.”

Let’s get back to the slide.

Johnny Winter‘s “Mean Town Blues” from 1970, and no, that’s not a cover – he wrote it. Awesome Texas boogie in the style of John Lee Hooker.

That’s it for this edition of The Saturday Matinee. Rock on.

Ice Ice Doggie

Ice Dog

[Found in here.]