


[Bottom image found by Amy Oops. 2nd image posted on Amy Oops by Bunk. Top image reposted from here. And if you live in California, remember to vote NO a minimum of six times on Tuesday May 19th.]
Some day, when my kids are grown and on their own, and I’m looking for a place to retire with the lovely and gracious Mrs. Strutts, I’d like a nice country village in a temperate climate, maybe near the ocean. A place to let the world pass by without traffic, without paved roads, without telemarketers.
A place I could do whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted; stay up late and sleep in as long as I liked. And blog via satellite.
Maybe set up a little bed and breakfast stop for tourists and travellers, with a wine and cheese shop with tacky homemade postcards and hand-screened purple t-shirts. Maybe a place like this. Or not. Click here, or click the top image, then zoom out.
[Link found at this amazing site.]
Excellent version of The Foundations’ “Build Me Up Buttercup.” You know she’s singing to YOU… wait for it. (Bunkessa found this one.)
Well, gabba gabba hey.
*Jake Shimabukuro’s Ukelele Gently Weeps.
*Led Zep on Uke with eggs and sausage and hot coffee.
*Minitallica!
Don’t forget the trainwreck previously posted here.
Videos marked with (*) were recobamended by saraH, who should have her own website by now but doesn’t. She’s been lurking around for a long time, dropping rare occasional comments about batmobile babe magnets.
[Tip ‘o the tarboosh to saraH… your eco-friendly VatoMobile is in the works.]

[ROFL Copter I can be found here.]

Elmo dance HARD!

Udaman! Not. Udaman! Not. Udaman! Not.

Oh yeah. Office Dog.
[Tip ‘o the tarboosh to Dan for Office Dog. Like .gif animations? Be sure to sample our Nice N Crispy Archive.]
How to Build a Zebra
Step 1. Build a zebra frame.

Step 2. Paint to resemble a zebra.

How to Build a Rhinoceros
Step 1. Build a rhinoceros frame.

Step 2. Paint to resemble a rhinoceros.

How to Build a Wildebeest
Step 1. Take a wild guess.
“The Art of Taxidermy,” 1898, by John Rowley can be found in its entirety here. The text is fascinating. I just might download it so I can repair my jackalope head.
[Another excellent find by Hanuman. Jackalope photo from here. Also, check out our Archive of Contributions to the World.]

So that’s what Willis was talkin’ ’bout.
[via? Lost the link.]