No. Just because. It’s not right. No.

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no

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[Bottom image found by Amy Oops. 2nd image posted on Amy Oops by Bunk. Top image reposted from here.  And if you live in California, remember to vote NO a minimum of six times on Tuesday May 19th.]

YAHHHHH EEUNNHHH

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I feel like this a lot.

[Image from Hanuman.]

“Maahstaahh…”

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“I’ve returned!”

[Image from here via here.]

Boioioing!

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“Whoa! That’s Jessica Rabbit! And there’s  Pocahontas with Red Hot Riding Hood! Dang!”  The image is wrong, though.  Needs a Warner Brothers Jaw-Drop.  Like this:

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[Images found here and here. Click on the top image for an artsy fartsy video.]

The Invisimobile

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Looks like trash from this angle.  BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

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This is just WAY too awesome to criticize.

[Found here, via here.]

A Nice Country Village by the Sea

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Some day, when my kids are grown and on their own, and I’m looking for a place to retire with the lovely and gracious Mrs. Strutts,  I’d like a nice country village in a temperate climate, maybe near the ocean.  A place to let the world pass by without traffic, without paved roads, without telemarketers.

tristan_da_cunha4A place I could do whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted;  stay up late and sleep in as long as I liked.  And blog via satellite.

Maybe set up a little bed and breakfast stop for tourists and travellers, with a wine and cheese shop with tacky homemade postcards and hand-screened purple t-shirts. Maybe a place like this.  Or not. Click here, or click the top image, then zoom out.

[Link found at this amazing site.]

Saturday Matinee – Uke Covers! Yay!

Excellent version of  The Foundations’ “Build Me Up Buttercup.”  You know she’s singing to YOU…  wait for it. (Bunkessa found this one.)

Well, gabba gabba hey.

*Jake Shimabukuro’s Ukelele Gently Weeps.

*Led Zep on Uke with eggs and sausage and hot coffee.

*Minitallica!

Don’t forget the trainwreck previously posted here.

Videos marked with (*) were recobamended by saraH, who should have her own website by now but doesn’t.  She’s been lurking around for a long time, dropping rare occasional comments about batmobile babe magnets.

[Tip ‘o the tarboosh to saraH… your eco-friendly VatoMobile is in the works.]

The .gif Friday Post No.78 – ROFL Copter II, Elmo, Udaman, Office Dog

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[ROFL Copter I can be found here.]

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Elmo dance HARD!

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Udaman! Not. Udaman! Not. Udaman! Not.

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Oh yeah. Office Dog.

[Tip ‘o the tarboosh to Dan for Office Dog.  Like .gif animations?  Be sure to sample our Nice N Crispy Archive.]

John Rowley’s Contribution to the World

How to Build a Zebra

Step 1.  Build a zebra frame.

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Step 2. Paint to resemble a zebra.

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How to Build a Rhinoceros

Step 1.  Build a rhinoceros frame.

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Step 2. Paint to resemble a rhinoceros.

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How to Build a Wildebeest

Step 1. Take a wild guess.

“The Art of Taxidermy,” 1898, by John Rowley can be found in its entirety here.  The text is fascinating.  I just might download it so I can repair my jackalope head.

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[Another excellent find by Hanuman.  Jackalope photo from here.  Also, check out our Archive of Contributions to the World.]

She’s got Gary Coleman Eyes.

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So that’s what Willis was talkin’ ’bout.

[via? Lost the link.]