It’s obvious that the owners don’t also have a dog, otherwise the snowcat would be yellow by now. [Found here.]
Category: LOL Things
Budget Amplifier
No idea what he’s listening to in the park shelter, but that’s not the weird part. He’s got boxes of Cheez-It Scrabble.
[Found in here.]
Don’t Forget IWYLD
That’s right, TR Fans.
Today is International Weigh Your Lemur Day, so get out your graph paper and tally sheets, line ‘em up and set ‘em down. If you use a digital scale be sure to cover it properly so that the inevitable little lemur leaks don’t damage the expensive electronics.
I can’t remember how many (supposedly) waterproof scales I’ve had to return over the years. It always ends in an argument with the salesperson, right up until I drop the bombshell:
“Look. This scale can’t even sustain a bladder full of lemur piss. I’ll show you. Wait here for a minute.”
Now, I don’t own a lemur, nor do I have a bladder of lemur piss to produce at a moment’s notice, but you’d be surprised at how fast you can get a damaged waterproof scale replaced with that simple browbeating argument.
Remember this but use it only when circumstances absolutely demand it, and you’re welcome.
2010 in review (according to WordPress)
This was sent to us by the wonderful folks at WordPress who provide us with a free platform to spread our flavor of fun. This is blogwhoring at its best, especially because it’s done by someone else.
[Whoa. Something ain’t right here: “The busiest day of the year was June 28th with 4 views.” Bigass FAIL there, WP! 2,081 is a tad closer!]
Check it out:
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The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:
The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.
Crunchy numbers
The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 240,000 times in 2010. If it were an exhibit at The Louvre Museum, it would take 10 days for that many people to see it.
In 2010, there were 395 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 1443 posts. There were 794 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 314mb. That’s about 2 pictures per day.
The busiest day of the year was June 28th with 4 views. The most popular post that day was The .Gif Friday Post No. 129 – Compound Pendulum, Nematode, Catslide.
Where did they come from?
The top referring sites in 2010 were stumbleupon.com, en.wordpress.com, mentalfloss.com, ogdaa.blogspot.com, and nodwick.humor.gamespy.com.
Some visitors came searching, mostly for ferret, motivational poster, science fair projects, gif animation, and steampunk.
Attractions in 2010
These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.
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The .Gif Friday Post No. 129 – Compound Pendulum, Nematode, Catslide May 2010
11 comments
2
Amy’s Motivational Poster Collection June 2009
7 comments
3
LOL FERRET: Episode 1 November 2007
24 comments
4
Giant Woolly Bear Caterpillar Discovered Near Las Cruces, NM, Predicts Global Warming for Decades to Come December 2007
82 comments
5
How to REALLY piss off a golden retriever January 2010
4 comments
The .Gif Friday Post No.157 – Cheerleader Pwnd, Dog Pwnd, Pwnr Pwnd
Yep. A couple of hours, a lot of stupid
The Alpacas Are Sprouting
With all the recent rains here, our spring alpacas are already poking their heads up through the southwestern tundra. Very endurable and self-fertilizing, alpacas are the new cash crop. It’s too late to plant this season, but plow them in around late March to early May and you’ll be glad you did.
[Found here.]
Hey, Mr. Spaceman
“Flash Bazbo, Space Explorer, reporting for duty, SIR!”
With a space helmet like that, those would be the first words out of my mouth, right before I was sent to the Outer Realms on a mission to explore and conquer The Planet of the Mind Gobblers.
[Found here.]
Emo Horse says “Dude.”
If I had a horse and wanted to paint and dye him I’d paint and dye him like this just to give him a high five and say, “Dude.”
[Found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 