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Posts Tagged ‘horses’

Bar K Barstools

Tuesday, 9 July 2013

horse-stools

Sidle (saddle?) up to the bar on one of these.
Everyone will laugh and call you a horse’s ass, and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.

[Found here, h/t to Thelit.]

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Quarter Horses

Wednesday, 9 November 2011

Dollar horses are 4oo% bigger.

[Found here.]

Emo Horse says “Dude.”

Wednesday, 15 December 2010

If I had a horse and wanted to paint and dye him I’d paint and dye him like this just to give him a high five and say, “Dude.”

[Found here.]

Horses can be such jerks.

Thursday, 13 May 2010

[Found in here. Related post here.]

Latawnya, the Naughty Horse

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

What a children’s classic, complete with illustrations of horses drinking and smoking. The plot summary of this 29 page work of excellence follows [spoiler alert]:

Latawnya the Naughty Horse comes from a large family, and she and her sisters Daisy and Latoya go out to play where they meet up with some horses that are smoking drugs and drinking alcohol, so Latawnya the Naughty Horse joins them and gets sick. Her sister horses rat her out to her parents. Her father, James, tells her about one of his horse friends who died from an overdose, Latawnya the Naughty Horse says that drugs and and alcohol are bad, and her parent horses kiss and hug her. The End.

There are many questions left unresolved in this pressure cooker, like where do horses get drugs and alcohol and how do they pay for it?  Who in their right mind gives horses lighters and matches? How do horses hug?  Why did  Latawnya, the Naughty Horse, have to try out smoking and drinking first before she came to her own conclusions? Guess we’ll have to wait for the sequel.

[Fully illustrated novel may be reviewed in its entirety here.  Found here.]


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