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Creative Signage

[Found here.]

Future Retro Hot Links

Alpha The Robot 1933

The Pipkins greatest hit from 1970.

They are coming.

Heh. Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh.

The themesong to The Tim Conway Jr. Show is awesome.

A question that has plagued mankind for millenia: Do artificial gills exist?

Cool B&W photos here.

Snake has a spider on its tail. Check it out.

Ordering a pizza. The future is now.

Top image: Meet Alpha the Robot. He doesn’t like boys OR girls.

Saturday Matinee – Axe Cop, Dog Machine & Lake Street Diva

Axe Cop! I’ve seen better and this one is the most accurate. More links here.

Rube Goldberg Dog Machine  is awesome. [via]

Lake Street Dive = Street soul on the street with soul.  [via]

Great RetroSoul. See you tomorrow, have a great weekend, folks, and please stay clear of the IdiotMobs. No goodwill is intended, and no good will come from it. Be safe.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 289 – AirHair, Low Rider & LloydHair

AirHair

Lowrider Photoshop

Harold_Lloyd

[Found here, here and here.]

Beach Bummer Summer / Sandman Splat

Splat

[Found in here.]

Alopecia

Raccoon Alopecia

Yep. That’s a raccoon with a condition called alopecia. It’s not a chupacabra.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.288 – Scuba Bowling, Magnum Fishies & WTF

Scuba Bowling

Magnum Fishies

holidayparty1

[Found here, here and here.]

Giant Florida Sea Sucker

Sea Sucker

Proof of Apologetic Gargle Warping. It’s a watersuck, and I’m truly sorry. I promise I won’t do it again. [Found here.]

Lullys Turquerie

Lullys Turquerie

No idea what this means, but it meant enough to me to post it.

[Found here, with, um, a vid, and “Turquerie” has a Wiki description.]

Bar K Barstools

horse-stools

Sidle (saddle?) up to the bar on one of these.
Everyone will laugh and call you a horse’s ass, and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.

[Found here, h/t to Thelit.]