
[Found here.]

[Found here.]
All I can say is that there better be a cold beer and something REALLY important on the other side.




The last two are more disturbing in that there are failed bridges, built the same way, adjacent to the intact ones. (Again, there better be something really cool on the other side, otherwise I’m gonna get all humpy and stuff.)
[Click for more amazing bridges here.]
[Update: I broke the link – it redirects to something not so nice anymore.- Bunk]

Photo mashup thingy here.
(Guess who it is before you click here.)
Most armpit farts in 30 seconds, viewable at the Universal Record Data Base.
Very cool algorithm experiments to mess with, like this one. [Found via The Presurfer.]
Great blog title with an excellent banner: Sergio Leone and the Infield Fly Rule.
Root boot, walk like Ent. Can’t describe it any other way.
I wonder what they were playing. CD Players in Space.
Hebebe. Bebe. Hebebebe. (here)
Video lifted from an Spanish site that lifted from a Russian site that lifted from an American site, featuring Boots Randolph, here.
Bad eggs. Here.
Who’s Who painting with embedded links here.
Can’t embed LiveLeak on WP, so here’s a link.
Got a small flock of blackbirds that show up once a year to snag the catfood on the patio. Recognized GimpyBird from last year; he’s got a club foot. Not being a “birder” I found this excellent site to identify the little bastards.
Amy Oops has a new live chat widget on her site. Go here to talk trash about her (or me, as I guest post). When I visited on Thursday, she was spending her day off killing zombies. The bad kind.
Here’s the Best Zombie Site. (Some NSFW, most NSFK.)
Found this headline on Drudge a few minutes ago.

Here’s the blowup:

That was a long ride. Obviously the mother didn’t have the fare...
Bruce Lee plays pingpong with nunchuck. Awesome.
TXT Island, found at ZanyPickle.
Okay. Back to the basics. Here’s Robin Trower‘s “Too Rolling Stoned” from 1975. There was a blues revival going on back then, but it was overshadowed by theatrical rock.
I was gonna jump to George Thorogood‘s classic cover of “One Bourbon…” but thought I’d look for John Lee Hooker‘s original. Found several on the Utoobage, until this jumped up: “Hobo Blues” from 1965. Judging by his odd fingerings, he’s got his guitar tuned to Dmajor, but that’s just a guess. (Hooker always looked to me like he’d been popped in both eyes during a bar fight.)
Since Friday the Thirteenth comes on a Saturday this month, here’s The 13th Floor Elevators, 1966.

[Update: Did this post turn you into a zombie, too? If so, lemme know in the comments section. I’ll forward your orders in a future post. You know who you are.]

Girls – Please peel off the paper ass-gaskets and flush ’em. They don’t do anything anyway.
Guys – Be sure to put the seat back up after you’re done peeing on it.
Everybody – Always flush with your feet.

This one might be inconvenient if one was, um, in a hurry, but it certainly allows one to shower and survey the property at the same time.

This works the same as the one above, if you’re on a budget. Doesn’t have quite the same view though, so you’ll need a flashlight to read ObamaWorldNews.

Final Reminder: Drop ’em where it counts.
[Images from here, here, and here. Related post here. What the heck, we’ll add another category so that you can find all the Potty Humor with one click.]