Better Than Crack Spackle? Um, No.

Nice try, but that’s just disturbing.

[Found here.]

TRUST.

[Found here.]

Magical Jazzy Ponytail

[Found here. Tip o’ the tarboosh to Andrew B.]

The GARA Award

If I had one of those to give, I wouldn’t.

[Found here, by way of here.]

Crayola Crapola

Somebody’s dog borrowed some crayons and a day or so later created this magnificent work of *ahem* Pup Art.

[Found here.]

A Question For The Ages

It wasn’t me, deer, but someone on that book cover looks WAY too excited to find it.

[Found here.]

Why Boobs?

On the previous post, we mentioned boobs, and here’s why. For years WordPress discouraged advertisements on its platform, and apparently a lot of peeps complained enough to get them to change their policy.

Several months ago we received an offer from WP, that due to the level of traffic and other factors, Tacky Raccoons might be eligible for embedded advertisments with the promise of becoming filthy rich.

Okay the filthy rich part was not in the agreement, but we decided it was worth a shot, even if it only funded a couple of beers a month. So now we have adverts. The first one that showed up was this:

Yep. The algorithm that generates ads decided to eliminate raccoons and sell poop-shaped pillows. Made me smile, and that brings us back to boobs.

The word “boobs” generates a lot of traffic, and if we can make a few clams by posting other phrases like “Lesbian Amputee Dwarf Porn” then so be it. It’s an experiment, and no, we’re not going to start posting pictures of humongous breasts,  sex trapeze circus bimbos, or naked silicone sluts smothered in Chee-Tos. Carry on.

Update: When I previewed this post prior to posting, this ad showed up:


I think someone’s trying to tell me something.

The Ol’ Fishy Holes


Found via google image search and yeah, I really was looking for canned fish assholes.

When There’s Nothing Good On TV…

Yep, that’s right.  It’s a watchdog.

[Found here, via]

More Trees

I don’t know the circumstances of that photo, but it was apparently taken in Jamaica. [Found here.]

As for the sign, I disagree. I think we need many more a-holes because there are so many people who are full of crap. Might remedy the situation, but then again, I’m full of it, too.