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Emu.
Wild West town for sale, only $1.5M [via].
Socialism works in California, but only for some…
How to levitate the components of a sandwich [via].
The POTUS speaks about illegal immigration (and it’s not DJT).
Before they come for you, have your ultralight bugout bag ready to go [via].
The Not Too Bright List. Mix and match the metaphors and similes for fun. I’m not the brightest bulb in the crayon box of hair, so use at your own risk.
Halloween’s coming up in a few days. Just sayin’.
[Top image, Elvira, aka Cassandra Peterson.]

How jobs bounce back after a recession [via].
Please tell me what this girl is doing. Or don’t [NSFK].
The Jacob & Co. Astronomia Tourbillon Baguette [via].
Japanese amphibious force hits beach in the Phillipines.
Senator Elizabeth Warren released her DNA Results. Here’s a graphic.
They’re just peaceful protesters, not a violent mob. Walk away. Nothing to see here.
Hillary Clinton released her DNA Results. proving she’s not 100% extraterrestrial lizard.
A limited edition print of Lono’s Marlin Mask by Ralph Steadman is available for only $3,000 here.
[Top image: Gary Spivey and friends.]