The .Gif Post No. 559 – Parking Adjustment, Space Invasion & Sign Spinner

[Found here, here and here.]

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

What’s wrong? The decor is horrible, the colors clash, the cat is locked in the ice box, there’s no beer in the fridge, there are no visible firearms and Veronica’s not naked.

What am I missing? Help me out here.

[Found here via here.]

Bill The Cat *Ack* *Phhht*

Don’t know Bill The Cat? Click here.

[h/t Octopus]

The Percolators – Wilco & Roger

[Image found in here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 557 – Walrus Food, Raccoons Collecting Rainwater & Fatslide

[Found here, here and here.]

Nothing much happened today.

 

[Found here. Related posts here.]

Halloween Hot Links

Emu.

Live wire.

Wild West town for sale, only $1.5M [via].

Socialism works in California, but only for some…

How to levitate the components of a sandwich [via].

The POTUS speaks about illegal immigration (and it’s not DJT).

Before they come for you, have your ultralight bugout bag ready to go [via].

The Not Too Bright List. Mix and match the metaphors and similes for fun. I’m not the brightest bulb in the crayon box of hair, so use at your own risk.

Halloween’s coming up in a few days. Just sayin’.

[Top image, Elvira, aka Cassandra Peterson.]

 

“Bartender, gimme a pint of barley to mix with my hops.”

Yep. You guessed it.
1 pint of barley + 1 pint of hops = 1 kangaroo quart.

[Image found in here.]

Culturally Appropriating Hot Links

HOLY RATS! [via]

Hey! Let’s build a tunnel!

How jobs bounce back after a recession [via].

Please tell me what this girl is doing. Or don’t [NSFK].

The Jacob & Co. Astronomia Tourbillon Baguette [via].

Japanese amphibious force hits beach in the Phillipines.

Senator Elizabeth Warren released her DNA Results. Here’s a graphic.

They’re just peaceful protesters, not a violent mob. Walk away. Nothing to see here.

Hillary Clinton released her DNA Results. proving she’s not 100% extraterrestrial lizard.

A limited edition print of Lono’s Marlin Mask by Ralph Steadman is available for only $3,000 here.

[Top image: Gary Spivey and friends.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 555 – Domino Minimalist, Garbage Pickup Fail & Showertime

[Found herehere and here.]