The National Lampoon would have done it, but they’re not around anymore so someone had to.
Be Careful What You Wish For.
The National Lampoon would have done it, but they’re not around anymore so someone had to.
Category: Stupid
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Amazing Naval weaponry: Lasers, Railguns and Hypervelocity Projectiles. If this is unclassified, just think of the stuff that is.
Greek Fire was a weapon used successfully to thwart invasions by muslim pirates in the early 7th century.
The Crusades were fought in response to Islamic aggression in the 11th century.
Who were the Barbary Pirates?
Okay, so the carpet caught fire. Big deal. It was an act of God.
Here are the rules for Kingyo-sukui.
Ruining Rock Paper Scissors. Look. Just throw the same 3 times in a row, then double your bet and throw the one that beats your previous three. Pocket your winnings and leave the neighborhood asap. Coming up next: How to get dibs on a baseball bat.
Wild Man From Borneo by Kinky Friedman. One of these days he’s going to have a Tribute band.
I’m not a “gamer” so I’m not sure what to make of The Stanley Parable, but it looks pretty cool.
[Top image from The Greatest Rock Video Under Two Minutes Ever.]
Nothing Much Happened Today.
Protecting Her Young
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Mime Wall is awesome.
The lightning flash captured here happened during a May 20 storm not far from the Florida Tech campus in Melbourne. It was recorded at 7,000 frames per second using a high-speed camera.
(3-1) Dimensions = Cool Illusions. Wait for the last one [via].
A waste is a terrible thing to mind.
“When I was a boy, we had to walk to… oh wait. Nevermind.”
[Top image from here.]
A Late Happy Birthday.
You might still be able to find this great parody on the internest if you know where to look. It’s one of those rare recordings that you could play in the background at a party and few would notice until someone says “Wait a minute! That’s not Bob!”
Copyright lawyers knocked it down years ago and spoiled the fun. Go figure.
Corrugated
Let’s Kiss & Make Up Hot Links
Here’s one of the images you get if you arbitrarily Google “DOG FACE HEAD.”
15 year-old discovers lost Mayan city in Canada. (Okay, yeah, there’s a grammar thang going on there, but so what.)
I didn’t know what “stimming” was until I read this.
ICYMI Dept.: Curtis James Jackson III (aka rapper 50 Cent aka BigazzPantload) records himself harassing a white autistic guy working at CVG Airport, then claims it was an accident. [More here.]
Cool looping animation is cool and looping and animated.
Samantha Fish gonna put a spell on you, and they ain’t nothin’ you can do ’bout it.
[Top image screen capped from KISS Makeup Tutorial – How to apply makeup to look like Gene Simmons by Gene Simmons featuring daughter Sophia Tweed Simmons [via].
Tacky Raccoons 