[Update: Re-arranged gallery, added Shut Up Helmet. All images previously posted elsewhere, click for larger.]
Stuff I Do When I’m Bored
Tag: Chuck Norris
99 & 44/100% Pure Hot Links
THIS SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME.
What a happy otter sounds like [via].
What a sleeping dog sounds like [via]
Coast Guard seized 4000 lbs. of what?
In 1860, 10 of the 4.9% were Republicans.
The Irish banshee and the Scottish bean nighe [via].
Best TR Search Phrase yet: カモンエブリバディ ジョーンジェット
I hope he/she found this and this.
Antifa Portland Class of 2019. What a waste of white privilege.
Renowned economist Art Laffer didn’t invent the curve named after him, but he explains the concept here.
Former ICE Director Thomas Homan explains immigration law to AOC.
Only three people in the world can beat Chuck Norris.
One of them is Chuck Norris.
Another is also Chuck Norris.
The third one is Cüneyt Arkın [via].
From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
A Humble Request [Updated 13 July 2019].
[Top image cropped from here.]
Any Questions?
[Found in here.]
Saturday Matinee – A Baboon, The Baboons, The Guana Batz, The Aquabats, The Skatalites
How to get a baboon to tell you where the water is in the Kalahari. Amazing. [Found here.]
The logical follow up to that video is The Baboons‘ “Drinkin’ Gasoline.” (Don’t laugh, they were on Walker, Texas Ranger, and if Mr. N says they’re awesome then they ARE awesome.)
The logical follow up to that video is more Rockabilly. Here are the Guana Batz with “Streetwise.” Following the Guana Batz we have:
The Aquabats! Here’s a live version of “Fashion Zombies.” One last one before we go:
The Skatalites‘ rock steady ska with “Lawless Street.” Have a great weekend folks, see y’all tomorrow.
The .gif Friday Post 95 – Big Boy, Chuck & Jello
Job Security
[Found here.]
M.R. Stefanik is not afraid of Chuck Norris…
When I was a boy…
It’s got a zip code, ergo post 1963.
[Undoctored image found here.]
[Kinda Related Story: If you don’t believe this, you can verify it for yourself. In the google box, type in google trends. When the new box opens, type in Chuck Norris, boobs.
Also, except for understandable spikes in early November 2008 and late January 2009, The Little Mermaid consistently kicks Obama‘s ass. Analyze the data as you see fit.]
Mr. T vs. Chuck Norris vs. …FRANK?!
SuperUltraMan
Oh Yeah! Finally a realistic Super Hero! Lookee here, he’s got all the important perks:
Red White and Blue symbolism, bulk, strength, the wind behind his back, and and an AJMEFH (Awesome Japanese Monster Eater Fish Helmet) complete with a nuclear navel. SuperUltraman makes the average ultraman cringe and cry by default.
BUT… could he beat these guys?
[Image from here.]
Tacky Raccoons 
